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Old 01-21-2008, 08:27 AM   #1
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Smile [Suggestion] Army Dildo Melee

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It's obviously realistic. Imagine the look on the enemy's faces when you fastrope down from your chopper, and let em have it with big 12 inch vibros, set to 'Energizer Only'......


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Old 01-21-2008, 08:29 AM   #2

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Worrying...very very worrying...


But on the other hand...

no, its still worrying...


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Old 01-21-2008, 08:30 AM   #3
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Moved to off topic for silliness.

The key to modernising any weapon is covering them in glue and tossing them in a barrel of M1913 rails until they look "Modern" enough.

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Old 01-21-2008, 08:31 AM   #4
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lol, I was about to move it myself Go on Bob, you're the expert. Give us some specs for this kinda 'weapon'


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Old 01-21-2008, 08:38 AM   #5
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This should be the insurgent civs melee weapon to slap the british for stalking them in dark alleys.

also

does a 5.56" dildo tumble?

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Old 01-21-2008, 09:05 AM   #6
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Oh, Kravixon is so going to have his day with this

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Old 01-21-2008, 10:00 AM   #7
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Oh, Kravixon is so going to have his day with this
He needs this as his Eryx missile. Penetration powered by two AA Duracell batteries ftw!

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Old 01-21-2008, 10:16 AM   #8

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Jesus christ. What a psycho

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Sat burning incense in Texas
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Old 01-21-2008, 10:32 AM   #9
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lol, I was about to move it myself Go on Bob, you're the expert. Give us some specs for this kinda 'weapon'
I really think [R-DEV]EddieBaker would be better informed than I on this particular model

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Old 01-21-2008, 10:58 AM   #10

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does a 5.56" dildo tumble?
I don't know, but its a bit small to be manly. Men need big dildos.

(Did I really just say that?)

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