Wish corrupter

puglous · 08-24-2007, 12:46 PM

Okay, here's a game:

Corrupt the previous poster's wish and then make your own. For example:

Wish: I wish I had a fan to keep my room cool.

Corrupted: Granted, but the fan is huge and facing the wrong way, so it sucks you in and chops you to pieces.

I'll go first, the next poster must corrupt my wish and make their own wish afterwards:

I wish I could get to sleep earlier.

NiGHTWoLF · 08-24-2007, 01:04 PM

Granted: But you go to sleep in pavarotti's singing room and he sings in your ear and likes to lie on top at night.

I wish I was a lepricorn.

[R-COM]Outlawz · 08-24-2007, 01:05 PM

Granted, but you'll stay Irish and small forever

I wish, something actually worked

puglous · 08-24-2007, 01:37 PM

Granted. The weapons in the hands of your enemies actually work.

I wish more people would post in this thread.

[R-COM]Outlawz · 08-24-2007, 01:38 PM

granted, but it will get locked for spam

I wish, summer lasted longer

puglous · 08-24-2007, 01:42 PM

Granted, summer extends into the fall this year, but its because of global warming.

I wish I lived closer to McDonalds.

Leo · 08-24-2007, 01:55 PM

Granted, but you'll become a fatass

I wish I didn't have school.

Cp · 08-24-2007, 02:00 PM

Granted, but youll be as poor and unemployed as me!

I wish I had a job

puglous · 08-24-2007, 02:09 PM

Granted, but your job is a fire-fighter and you get killed while fighting a fire before you can get paid.

I wish I could remember what I was planning on doing next...

DOAW · 08-24-2007, 02:13 PM

Granted, but you'll work in soul-sucking cubicle hell, retire after 30 years without a pension, and kill yourself rather than try to pay your mounting medical bills as your body slowly deteriorates.

I wish PR worked on Vista 64.

edit: Doh! One post too late. Granted, you remember that your life sucks and you were going to kill yourself.

08-24-2007, 12:46 PM	#1
puglous Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 271	Wish corrupter Okay, here's a game: Corrupt the previous poster's wish and then make your own. For example: Wish: I wish I had a fan to keep my room cool. Corrupted: Granted, but the fan is huge and facing the wrong way, so it sucks you in and chops you to pieces. I'll go first, the next poster must corrupt my wish and make their own wish afterwards: I wish I could get to sleep earlier.
puglous Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 271

08-24-2007, 01:04 PM	#2
NiGHTWoLF Join Date: Mar 2006 United Kingdom Location: The toon Posts: 859	Granted: But you go to sleep in pavarotti's singing room and he sings in your ear and likes to lie on top at night. I wish I was a lepricorn.
	You're a noob RGG Finch - www.rggsquad.co.uk Commander of the RGG rabble

08-24-2007, 01:05 PM	#3
[R-COM]Outlawz PR Community Event Team Join Date: Feb 2007 Afghanistan Location: Tora Bora Posts: 7,514	Granted, but you'll stay Irish and small forever I wish, something actually worked
	[R-DEV]Gaz: Shout "WE R L33TZ" at the MD, sucker punch him, then teabag him while shouting "WHO OWNS YA? WHO OWNS YA? SAY OUR NAME! IGI! IGI! IGI! OFP2 Beta plz?"

08-24-2007, 01:37 PM	#4
puglous Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 271	Granted. The weapons in the hands of your enemies actually work. I wish more people would post in this thread.
puglous Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 271

08-24-2007, 01:38 PM	#5
[R-COM]Outlawz PR Community Event Team Join Date: Feb 2007 Afghanistan Location: Tora Bora Posts: 7,514	granted, but it will get locked for spam I wish, summer lasted longer
	[R-DEV]Gaz: Shout "WE R L33TZ" at the MD, sucker punch him, then teabag him while shouting "WHO OWNS YA? WHO OWNS YA? SAY OUR NAME! IGI! IGI! IGI! OFP2 Beta plz?"

08-24-2007, 01:42 PM	#6
puglous Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 271	Granted, summer extends into the fall this year, but its because of global warming. I wish I lived closer to McDonalds.
puglous Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 271

08-24-2007, 01:55 PM	#7
Leo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,211	Granted, but you'll become a fatass I wish I didn't have school.
Leo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,211

08-24-2007, 02:00 PM	#8
Cp Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,316	Granted, but youll be as poor and unemployed as me! I wish I had a job
Cp Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,316

08-24-2007, 02:09 PM	#9
puglous Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 271	Granted, but your job is a fire-fighter and you get killed while fighting a fire before you can get paid. I wish I could remember what I was planning on doing next...
puglous Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 271

08-24-2007, 02:13 PM	#10
DOAW Join Date: Feb 2007 United States of America Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 484	Granted, but you'll work in soul-sucking cubicle hell, retire after 30 years without a pension, and kill yourself rather than try to pay your mounting medical bills as your body slowly deteriorates. I wish PR worked on Vista 64. edit: Doh! One post too late. Granted, you remember that your life sucks and you were going to kill yourself.
	Up your ISO!

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