phrase to say ur girlfriend that she is fat - Page 4

[R-DEV]Cheeseman · 07-25-2007, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SethLive!

Girl: "does this dress make me look fat?"
You: " no, your fat makes you look fat."

Now thats a good one.

Sometimes honesty is the answer.

Darth.Skyline · 07-25-2007, 04:45 AM

Honey, your so chubby i love it. your like my teddy bear.

[R-DEV]Jaymz · 07-25-2007, 05:23 AM

Say the first sentence at a regular pace but slip in the last sentence with a bit of haste

"So m'dear, I've heard that not restricting yourself to a subway diet can cause cancer.

Terms and Conditions apply: Meatball Marianas must be excluded."

[R-CON]Desertfox · 07-25-2007, 05:32 AM

"You look like Jaymz"

OH BURN! Yeah, I went there

A-10Warthog · 07-25-2007, 06:10 AM

wait i got a better one

u look like desert fox

and u smell like him (like fish

)

~~ArmedDrunk&Angry~~ · 07-25-2007, 07:44 AM

"You will wiegh more than I do soon"

or

" who's belly is bigger ? "

BTW these are real life quotes. She's a bitch but she has a sense of humour.

[R-MOD]dunehunter · 07-25-2007, 08:06 AM

"Hey honey, feel like going to the gym with me sometime?"

Thunder · 07-25-2007, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SethLive!

Girl: "does this dress make me look fat?"
You: " no, your fat makes you look fat."

Me: yes, so do most other dresses you wear.

this is a cruel, evil thread and totally wrong

El_Vikingo · 07-25-2007, 10:10 AM

Are you going to lock this thread because you feel uncomfortable?

Sit down Fatty!!!

Thunder · 07-25-2007, 10:14 AM

who said i was gonna lock it?

07-25-2007, 04:45 AM	#32
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07-25-2007, 06:10 AM	#35
A-10Warthog Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: hellooooooo chicago, Illinois Posts: 1,813	wait i got a better one u look like desert fox and u smell like him (like fish )
	the cake is a lie i live my life a quarter of a mile at a time, nothing else matters.

07-25-2007, 10:10 AM	#39
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07-25-2007, 05:23 AM	#33
[R-DEV]Jaymz PR Operations Lead Join Date: Apr 2006 Ireland Location: Houston, TX Posts: 4,040	Say the first sentence at a regular pace but slip in the last sentence with a bit of haste "So m'dear, I've heard that not restricting yourself to a subway diet can cause cancer. Terms and Conditions apply: Meatball Marianas must be excluded."

07-25-2007, 07:44 AM	#36
~~ArmedDrunk&Angry~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Long Island Posts: 6,969	"You will wiegh more than I do soon" or " who's belly is bigger ? " BTW these are real life quotes. She's a bitch but she has a sense of humour.

07-25-2007, 08:06 AM	#37
[R-MOD]dunehunter Forum Moderator Join Date: Dec 2006 Belgium Location: Belgium Posts: 5,576	"Hey honey, feel like going to the gym with me sometime?"

07-25-2007, 10:14 AM	#40
Thunder Join Date: May 2006 Location: i dont know any more Posts: 2,042	who said i was gonna lock it?

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