Reallife Insurgent Tips

dklollol · 07-24-2007, 08:41 AM

Weapon Handling Tips from the Monrovian Peoples Liberation Suicide Front, Liberia

Prohibited!!
1. Use of Iron Sights
2. Aiming
3. Supported Firing Stance

Compulsory:
1. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta Style Stances
2. Aggressive Hip Hop Style Dancing when Firing
3. Fearsome Facial Expressions/Vocalisations
4. Coloured Duct Tape for Urban Style Cam

The Following slides are perfect examples as actually used on Active Service by the MPLSF

The ‘Glock Foh-Tay’ running stance, ensure you where pants 6 times too big and your favourite Hawaiian shirt to guarantee maximum effect

Same stance with a wonderful flamboyant flair

‘Yo Yo Yo, Fo’ Shizzle’, the choo choo combined with a side shoot, simply magical

Don’t forget ‘bring a mate’ day, crew served weapons are ideal in this situation

An excellent example of firing from the hip whilst displaying ones best game face, combining the robot and practicing your favourite karaoke song

Anti Aircraft Firing Position. Note here that accuracy is not to be guaranteed

Lying supported with Slinky Toy Option for those quiet moments

The MPLSF ‘Soul Train’ Combat Assault method.

Gardening gloves and a life jacket looks funky and guaranteed to keep you afloat. Very VERY unreliable as a Flak Jacket! Nice ‘Game Face’ however.

The difficult to execute but VERY Stylish ‘Phat Bammer Swagger’ Shooting Stance

The latest in RPG Firing Positions. The Phat and Funky ‘Batman Begins’ look. Will NOT work without the cape.

One must never neglect ones dusting because one is in Combat

The contemptuous for accuracy, one handed, full burst on auto firing method, is a must for instilling fear into the enemy.

One manoeuvre sure to strike fear into the enemy and inspire any onlookers is this method. The Non Aiming, Duck Walk, Support Weapon Firing method. Note also the subtle method of allowing a long string of linked ammunition to dangle from the weapon so as to allow your enemy to see that the least of your worries is a shortage of rounds.

daranz · 07-24-2007, 08:50 AM

This gets me every time it is reposted somewhere.

Billy_Crook_Foot · 07-24-2007, 10:44 AM

Very good. Excellent artistic commentary - gave me a few laughs. Thanks.

[R-DEV]Gaz · 07-24-2007, 10:48 AM

The goat's mag spring is bust hahahaha. Easy way to convert an automatic weapon to single shot

Fullforce · 07-24-2007, 11:06 AM

These pics always make me laugh, always worth a repost.

Greenie Beanie · 07-24-2007, 11:11 AM

They got balls, you should respect em

Vaiski · 07-24-2007, 11:11 AM

I bet those guys hit more friendlies than enemies.

~~ArmedDrunk&Angry~~ · 07-24-2007, 11:31 AM

LMAO
Nice one

indigo|blade · 07-24-2007, 11:42 AM

[R-DEV]Gaz · 07-24-2007, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenie Beanie

They got balls, you should respect em

No they don't, they just have no idea wtf they are doing. You will find the likes of the West Side Boys tend to be off their face on seriously class A drugs before playing at running street wars.

07-24-2007, 08:41 AM	#1
dklollol Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Denmark Posts: 42	Reallife Insurgent Tips Weapon Handling Tips from the Monrovian Peoples Liberation Suicide Front, Liberia Prohibited!! 1. Use of Iron Sights 2. Aiming 3. Supported Firing Stance Compulsory: 1. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta Style Stances 2. Aggressive Hip Hop Style Dancing when Firing 3. Fearsome Facial Expressions/Vocalisations 4. Coloured Duct Tape for Urban Style Cam The Following slides are perfect examples as actually used on Active Service by the MPLSF The ‘Glock Foh-Tay’ running stance, ensure you where pants 6 times too big and your favourite Hawaiian shirt to guarantee maximum effect Same stance with a wonderful flamboyant flair ‘Yo Yo Yo, Fo’ Shizzle’, the choo choo combined with a side shoot, simply magical Don’t forget ‘bring a mate’ day, crew served weapons are ideal in this situation An excellent example of firing from the hip whilst displaying ones best game face, combining the robot and practicing your favourite karaoke song Anti Aircraft Firing Position. Note here that accuracy is not to be guaranteed Lying supported with Slinky Toy Option for those quiet moments The MPLSF ‘Soul Train’ Combat Assault method. Gardening gloves and a life jacket looks funky and guaranteed to keep you afloat. Very VERY unreliable as a Flak Jacket! Nice ‘Game Face’ however. The difficult to execute but VERY Stylish ‘Phat Bammer Swagger’ Shooting Stance The latest in RPG Firing Positions. The Phat and Funky ‘Batman Begins’ look. Will NOT work without the cape. One must never neglect ones dusting because one is in Combat The contemptuous for accuracy, one handed, full burst on auto firing method, is a must for instilling fear into the enemy. One manoeuvre sure to strike fear into the enemy and inspire any onlookers is this method. The Non Aiming, Duck Walk, Support Weapon Firing method. Note also the subtle method of allowing a long string of linked ammunition to dangle from the weapon so as to allow your enemy to see that the least of your worries is a shortage of rounds.
dklollol Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Denmark Posts: 42

07-24-2007, 08:50 AM	#2
daranz Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,401	This gets me every time it is reposted somewhere.
daranz Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,401

07-24-2007, 10:48 AM	#4
[R-DEV]Gaz PR Developer Join Date: Sep 2004 United Kingdom Posts: 9,568	The goat's mag spring is bust hahahaha. Easy way to convert an automatic weapon to single shot
	"The Irish have natural endowments for war, courage, daring, love of excitement and conflict; Macaulay described Ireland as an inexhaustible nursery of the finest soldiers"

07-24-2007, 11:06 AM	#5
Fullforce Retired PR Developer Join Date: Oct 2005 United Kingdom Location: Bournemouth, UK Posts: 3,712	These pics always make me laugh, always worth a repost.
	PR Steam Community \| ShackTactical

07-24-2007, 11:42 AM	#9
indigo\|blade Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 108	lol.
indigo\|blade Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 108	"Superior Thinking has always overwhelmed Superior Force." ~United States Marine Corps~

07-24-2007, 10:44 AM	#3
Billy_Crook_Foot Join Date: Dec 2006 Australia Location: London, UK Posts: 74	Very good. Excellent artistic commentary - gave me a few laughs. Thanks.

07-24-2007, 11:11 AM	#6
Greenie Beanie Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Fremantle, WA, Australia Posts: 268	They got balls, you should respect em

07-24-2007, 11:11 AM	#7
Vaiski Retired PR Developer Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Finland Posts: 704	I bet those guys hit more friendlies than enemies.

07-24-2007, 11:31 AM	#8
~~ArmedDrunk&Angry~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Long Island Posts: 6,971	LMAO Nice one

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