Reallife Insurgent Tips

[ZaZZo]

I don't like seeing kids with AKs... Oh well if they think they're cool then it's alrigth.
This did make me laugh hard btw

[tele-loe-]

LOL, the dude with the RPG is priceless.

[ArmedDrunk&Angry]

It makes you wonder how much of that was just for the photographers benefit.

[[R-MOD]Saobh]

Originally Posted by ArmedDrunk&Angry

It makes you wonder how much of that was just for the photographers benefit.

No I think he was genuinely happy because he actually struck what he was aiming for ... for once.





Well its all very funny to see them like they where silly kids playing like real soldiers.
But they're not, most of the time high on something and reacting in very wild and unpredictable ways. Kudos to the peace keepers who have to face them everyday.
In the end its the civilians who are their real prey, and you can't even start to imagine what they do to them.
So no can't say I'm really laughing at all.

[Skullening.Chris]

Yeah, I mean, the poses and such are amusing, but when I think of the situation behind it, it's hard to find any of it worth laughing about :\

[demonicklown445]

Originally Posted by diesel14lars

Civil War in Liberia 2 years ago I think? Maybe 3 or 4? They are taken in the capital Monrovia. The guy in the cape and the guy are in life jacket are wearing their 'gang colors'; different armed mobs had different outlandish uniforms. There is a picture somewhere of a bunch of guys in floor length dresses laying waste to everything but the enemy.

OOH different squad colors!

[El_Vikingo]

Reallife Insurgent Tips = Shoot and GTFO!

In BF2 they'll always try to come after you. Just fall back and set up another ambush.

[Greenie Beanie]

Originally Posted by WNxKenwayy

K. Done it, going to do it again. Somehow I still managed to use my sights and not, quite literally, bunny hop like a retard.

yeh well u got nuts and intelligence then

[Ironcomatose]

Originally Posted by dklollol

Weapon Handling Tips from the Monrovian Peoples Liberation Suicide Front, Liberia

Prohibited!!
1. Use of Iron Sights
2. Aiming
3. Supported Firing Stance

Compulsory:
1. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta Style Stances
2. Aggressive Hip Hop Style Dancing when Firing
3. Fearsome Facial Expressions/Vocalisations
4. Coloured Duct Tape for Urban Style Cam

The Following slides are perfect examples as actually used on Active Service by the MPLSF

The ‘Glock Foh-Tay’ running stance, ensure you where pants 6 times too big and your favourite Hawaiian shirt to guarantee maximum effect



Same stance with a wonderful flamboyant flair



‘Yo Yo Yo, Fo’ Shizzle’, the choo choo combined with a side shoot, simply magical



Don’t forget ‘bring a mate’ day, crew served weapons are ideal in this situation



An excellent example of firing from the hip whilst displaying ones best game face, combining the robot and practicing your favourite karaoke song



Anti Aircraft Firing Position. Note here that accuracy is not to be guaranteed



Lying supported with Slinky Toy Option for those quiet moments



The MPLSF ‘Soul Train’ Combat Assault method.



Gardening gloves and a life jacket looks funky and guaranteed to keep you afloat. Very VERY unreliable as a Flak Jacket! Nice ‘Game Face’ however.



The difficult to execute but VERY Stylish ‘Phat Bammer Swagger’ Shooting Stance



The latest in RPG Firing Positions. The Phat and Funky ‘Batman Begins’ look. Will NOT work without the cape.



One must never neglect ones dusting because one is in Combat



The contemptuous for accuracy, one handed, full burst on auto firing method, is a must for instilling fear into the enemy.



One manoeuvre sure to strike fear into the enemy and inspire any onlookers is this method. The Non Aiming, Duck Walk, Support Weapon Firing method. Note also the subtle method of allowing a long string of linked ammunition to dangle from the weapon so as to allow your enemy to see that the least of your worries is a shortage of rounds.

When seeing pics like these i feel like i can take a bunch of my airsoft buddies and just go over there and be like the l337est SF unit that poor African country has ever seen and put all those other soldiers to shame.

[[R-MOD]Saobh]

Originally Posted by ironcomatose

When seeing pics like these i feel like i can take a bunch of my airsoft buddies and just go over there and be like the l337est SF unit that poor African country has ever seen and put all those other soldiers to shame.

And then end up being their breakfast ...