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Old 11-12-2005, 11:46 PM   #11

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A bear goes into the woods to take a shit. Once he's finished, he realises that he forgot the toilet paper. While he's sitting pondering his dilema a rabit wonders by, the bear shouts to the rabbit to come over. The rabbit wanders over and asks what seems to be the problem, the bear ignores the rabbits question and asks him if he has trouble with shit sticking to his fur. No can't say I do says the rabbit, with that the bear exclaims excellent, grabs the rabbit and wipes his arse with it.


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Old 11-13-2005, 12:26 AM   #12
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Old 11-13-2005, 09:07 AM   #13
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lmao poor rabbit

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Old 11-13-2005, 11:58 AM   #14

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Hahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!! that was an awsome joke

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Old 11-14-2005, 01:20 PM   #15

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no no no.....it wasn't that one.

It goes something like this.

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A Bear and a Rabbit were walking in the forest and all of a sudden they come across a magic frog who is stuck in jar. The frog says if you release me i'll give you both 3 wishes. So they let him out and get their 3 wishes.
First the bear (male bear) say's.

" i wish i were the only male bear in this forest".

then for the second he said.

" wish i were the only male bear in america".

then for his last wish he says.

"i wish i was the only male bear in the world.".

Now it was the rabbits turn. He says.

" i wish i had a helmet"......."a helmet!!!" the bear said while laughing out loud.

for his second he said.

" i wish i had a motorbike".

Now the bear is laughing at his stupid whishes because he is the only male bear and will have all the female bears.

Now for his last wish the rabbit said.

" i wish the bear was gay"......And rides out of the forest.....LOL!

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Old 11-14-2005, 02:17 PM   #16

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Hehehe :P nice one that too

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