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Old 06-30-2007, 12:46 AM   #41

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When I was arrested by mistake by the police. 3 years ago. It always scary when you have a lot of guns and gunshots aimed to you.
Oh sh*t. Tell us exactly what happened


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Old 06-30-2007, 01:58 AM   #42

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@ Motivator ? What do you mean Nassau ?
You mean you don't want to put your life on the line for less than a McDonald's manager makes ?
What about the prestige and history ?
BTW: I never drive recklessly in LI because you already have exceeded your quota for maniac moron drivers.
If I wanted the prestige and history, while getting paid piss-poor and getting shot at, I would've continued with my plans to go into the Corps.

I don't live on LI either, rather right on the queens border with it, but I work @ Roosevelt Field Mall. I almost want to blow a paycheck on a junker, and instead of stopping short or evading nutso drivers, just letting them hit me.

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Old 06-30-2007, 08:40 AM   #43
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Oh sh*t. Tell us exactly what happened
He made a face like on his avatar, then the police was like "OMG ZOMBIE ATTACK"

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Old 06-30-2007, 08:51 AM   #44
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LOL

[R-DEV]Gaz: Shout "WE R L33TZ" at the MD, sucker punch him, then teabag him while shouting "WHO OWNS YA? WHO OWNS YA? SAY OUR NAME! IGI! IGI! IGI! OFP2 Beta plz?"
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Old 06-30-2007, 09:00 AM   #45

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Old 06-30-2007, 09:48 AM   #46

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I was flying back to Boston from Florida and I saw the pilot, who barely looked out of high school. Figuring whatever, I went to sleep. About 30 minutes out of boston, I'm awoken by an announcement. "Ladies and gentlemen, there seems to be a problem with our landing flaps...Please do not worry, I once landed under these conditions in a simulator." I nearly bricked my pants. After bleeding off fuel (weight) for 2 hours in a holding pattern, we landed safe and sound.


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Old 06-30-2007, 01:04 PM   #47
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One night at about 11:00 me and my brother were playing around with a laser light we had bought. we were standing in the street in front of this guys house.

the guy who lives there is a total bitch, one time we were out there with some freinds and he comes out yelling at us to "get the f*ck away from my car"

so we are play around with the light, and i say,"dude what if you shine it in his house, and he comes out and kils us" so my brother shines it in his front window for ONE second, and his door opens up and he steps out all angry. "whos f*ching around out there" "yeah you better hide" "i would to if i knew what id do to you if i caught you" then he starts walking down the stairs so my bro and my start running. we look back and hes chasing us! we turn the corner and hide in some really dark bushes and get quiet a few seconds before he rounds the bend. then he walks down the sidewalk *really* slowly and passes about two feet by us but he does not see us.

lol i was so scared


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Old 07-22-2007, 05:13 PM   #48

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I was flying back to Boston from Florida and I saw the pilot, who barely looked out of high school. Figuring whatever, I went to sleep. About 30 minutes out of boston, I'm awoken by an announcement. "Ladies and gentlemen, there seems to be a problem with our landing flaps...Please do not worry, I once landed under these conditions in a simulator." I nearly bricked my pants. After bleeding off fuel (weight) for 2 hours in a holding pattern, we landed safe and sound.
lol... i wish i hadnt heard that. im going to florida this wednesday and that is scary...


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Old 07-22-2007, 05:18 PM   #49
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Relax, airline piloting is an easy job.... according to Benjamin. Press a button to take off, stick on AP and then a button to land.

It's harder for Ben because the Navy makes you do it with a sore arse

Scariest situation for me.... when I had an apple lodged in my throat and I couldn't breathe for a few hours.

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Old 07-22-2007, 06:18 PM   #50
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My first month in Vietnam, I was on a day-trip with people from my dad's company. There was this big hill with a statue of the reclining Buddha up top, and you had to climb these 200 or so steps that loop around the hill to get up to it.

So I'm racing a friend up the steps, and I'm a ways in the lead. There's a lot of turns, as the steps spiral around the hill. A few turns up, a guy that worked for my dad was talking to this Vietnamese lady who was selling stuff on the steps. He notices a cobra coming down the steps toward them. He asks the lady if they should GTF down the stairs, or what. The lady looks up and goes "Oh him? Don't worry, he won't hurt us."

But the cobra's coming straight at the guy and not stopping, so he starts to run. The cobra speeds up, chasing him down the stairs. Meanwhile I'm still running up the stairs. I round this corner just as this guy's coming around from the other side. We hit each other damn hard. I go flying. He goes flying. The cobra goes flying. I land on the cobra. I'm kind of stunned, not knowing WTF just happened. I look over to my side, and see a big gray snake's tail end sticking out of my ass, flipping all over the place real spastic like. I'm like "HOLY F*CK!", and I jump up. The snake is there, still alive, but pissed. He's coiled up, hissing at me. But then I guess he decides it's better to just escape before I decide to sit on him again, and he disappears down a runoff hole in the side of the staircase, into the surrounding jungle.

Another guy from my dad's office sprints over to me yelling "are you bit?!!?!? ARE YOU BIT????!!!!" I was kind of in shock, and wasn't too sure. But no, I didn't get bit.

I had another couple of snake encounters in Vietnam, but none were such close calls. We lived in a villa in the Jungle outside Ho Chi Minh City (Saigon), and there were a lot of snakes around. Our cats would always be finding and killing them. One of our cats was killed by one. My friend's 90 lbs dog was killed by one. He also found one in his pool, and once in his bed (there was construction going on next door, so a lot of snakes were displaced).

In that area, called An Phu, you never would walk in the tall grass. Too dangerous. You always had to be on the lookout for the buggers. One time I was driving my motorbike to school (you can bribe the cops there like $2 to drive without a license, and I was never once stopped... I started driving it at 9 years old), when this guy in an SUV was trying to drive on the same path as me. This was a retarded thing to do, as the path was only about 5 feet wide, with a wall on one side and the swamp on the other. Anyway, the bastard tried to pass me (really retarded), forcing me over toward the swamp. A vine hanging down wrapped around the accelerator, causing me to go shooting off into the swamp. There's no scarier prospect snake-wise than a Vietnamese swamp. That was pretty scary too. I landed on a wasp nest, and got stung a lot, but I was more worried about the snakes. The Vietnamese driver was terrified that the family he worked for would fire him, so he ran out to help me (I didn't need much help, I sprinted the f*ck out of there as fast as possible) and go retrieve my bike.

To this day, I have nightmares where I'm in our villa, and everything, including myself, is covered in snakes.

Oh, I also got chased by rabid dogs a couple times, but that wasn't so scary because we'd have our motorbikes. You'd just have to be careful not to fall off until you'd outran the bastards. Roads in that district were all dirt, no pavement, and they were frequently impassably muddy and potholed.


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we don't live in your fantastical world where you are the super hero sent to release us all from the bondage of ignorance
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