i r wounded

jackal22 · 06-14-2007, 09:48 AM

so i decided to cook today... yeh mistake,

i was there like hmm yeh omelets easy to make, i know let me add some stuff like onions, cheese, chillie >_<

i was looking at the chillie like hah its so small yeh i could eat all of it in one helping.

i swear my mouth is on friggin fire or someone put a nuke in there and detonated it. i hate cooking

El_Vikingo · 06-14-2007, 10:12 AM

LMAO, can't you take it like a man?

What chilli was it?

Lothrian · 06-14-2007, 10:17 AM

The small it is, the harder it bites!

trogdor1289 · 06-14-2007, 01:27 PM

The trick to a great practical joke is to bite the outside where it has barely any power then give it to someone else and then proceed to either call them a sissy or laugh your head off.

ryan d ale · 06-14-2007, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [R-PUB]trogdor1289

The trick to a great practical joke is to bite the outside where it has barely any power then give it to someone else and then proceed to either call them a sissy or laugh your head off.

consider it done, need to go shopping first though.

trogdor1289 · 06-14-2007, 03:04 PM

Chili fruit

The fruit is eaten raw or cooked for its fiery hot flavor which is concentrated along the top of the pod. The stem end of the pod has glands which produce the capsaicin, which then flows down through the pod. The white pith, that surrounds the seeds, contains the highest concentrations of capsaicin. Removing the seeds and inner membranes is thus effective at reducing the heat of a pod.
For anyone trying my practical joke. Do not eat the stem end of the pod!!

MadTommy · 06-15-2007, 06:40 AM

what you really dont want to do.. is chop chilli then touch any very sensitive parts... i remember back to college a friend with his dick stuck in a yogurt pot trying to get rid of the burning feeling!

El_Vikingo · 06-15-2007, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadTommy

what you really dont want to do.. is chop chilli then touch any very sensitive parts... i remember back to college a friend with his dick stuck in a yogurt pot trying to get rid of the burning feeling!

OH god! I know that feeling !

j&k

Royalwolf · 06-15-2007, 09:39 AM

pfft any exuse to screw a yogurt

TexLax · 06-15-2007, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Royalwolf

pfft any exuse to screw a yogurt

lol

06-14-2007, 09:48 AM	#1
jackal22 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 760	i r wounded so i decided to cook today... yeh mistake, i was there like hmm yeh omelets easy to make, i know let me add some stuff like onions, cheese, chillie >_< i was looking at the chillie like hah its so small yeh i could eat all of it in one helping. i swear my mouth is on friggin fire or someone put a nuke in there and detonated it. i hate cooking
jackal22 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 760

06-14-2007, 10:12 AM	#2
El_Vikingo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Inside the "Search Function". Posts: 4,930	LMAO, can't you take it like a man? What chilli was it?
	*If you are reading this dont stop, cause if you do, I'll kick you in the balls.*

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Lothrian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 802	The small it is, the harder it bites!
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06-14-2007, 01:27 PM	#4
trogdor1289 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Classified. Posts: 5,230	The trick to a great practical joke is to bite the outside where it has barely any power then give it to someone else and then proceed to either call them a sissy or laugh your head off.

06-14-2007, 03:04 PM	#6
trogdor1289 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Classified. Posts: 5,230	Chili fruit The fruit is eaten raw or cooked for its fiery hot flavor which is concentrated along the top of the pod. The stem end of the pod has glands which produce the capsaicin, which then flows down through the pod. The white pith, that surrounds the seeds, contains the highest concentrations of capsaicin. Removing the seeds and inner membranes is thus effective at reducing the heat of a pod. For anyone trying my practical joke. Do not eat the stem end of the pod!!

06-15-2007, 06:40 AM	#7
MadTommy Join Date: May 2006 United Kingdom Location: Brissol Posts: 1,436	what you really dont want to do.. is chop chilli then touch any very sensitive parts... i remember back to college a friend with his dick stuck in a yogurt pot trying to get rid of the burning feeling!

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