Stupidest reason for a kick/ban

[Deadmonkiefart]

Originally Posted by [R-PUB]GeZe

A long time ago, in vbf2, I was playing on the "Kentucky Fried Server", it was a christen server, in the chat the entire times the admins would say things such as "abortion is wrong, anyone who does it will be banished to hell for eternity", etc. So, I typed in all caps in the main chat:

JESUS LOVES ME, I JUST MAKE HIM WEAR A CONDOM

then I got kicked and banned permanently.

What did you expect?

[Blackhawk 5]

This was in vbf2 but there was a guy named blackhawk 3 or something, i was joking about him copying my name then he banned me....

A few others for saying stuff that the language fills up liek wtf, cockpit, and dam.

[superdj]

I got kicked for being black

[sekiryu]

For looking "menacing", and being unAmerican.

O, you mean the game, not "assault" rifles......haven't been banned yet

[ArmedDrunk&Angry]

Blackhawk 5 .....how could you harass someone for taking your name if they have a lower number ?
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you have a 5 after your name for some reason other than there were already 4 blackhawks...

[ZanderArch]

Well, I've never been kicked or banned for any silly reason, but I have been called a "Fucking Yankee" by some French Canadians. It was Hostile Intent (Tactical Shooter) for Half-Life, my team was planning an attack and most of the plans were in French, so I asked them if they could speak English, they cursed at me. Then I swapped teams, grabbed the shotgun, and waited for them where their plan would lead them after they spoke a little bit of English and talked to me like a retard.
Needless to say, the French don't run away in video games, but they do take a face full of 12 gauge quite well.

[ArmedDrunk&Angry]

LOL
But don't confuse the French w/ the Quebecois.....slightly different breed.

[noir-colombia-]

Originally Posted by [R-PUB]GeZe

A long time ago, in vbf2, I was playing on the "Kentucky Fried Server", it was a christen server, in the chat the entire times the admins would say things such as "abortion is wrong, anyone who does it will be banished to hell for eternity", etc. So, I typed in all caps in the main chat:

JESUS LOVES ME, I JUST MAKE HIM WEAR A CONDOM

then I got kicked and banned permanently.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA lololol i rolled on my chair hahaha, they didnt say anything?

by the way , can u send me a fried chicken from hell? i hear they can cook them very welll.....mmmm toasty!!....

[Engineer]

I was giving suppressive fire, when server admin decided to run in my line of fire about 1 meter of my position.

And rest is history.

[Expendable Grunt]

I was in a tank and someone flew a full BH into me; gave me 9 TK's. (This was .5) 9 because I apparently TK'd my top gunner too.