The Blue man

[R-MOD]Mongolian_dude · 05-21-2007, 09:58 PM

The Blue guy

He is one of many, charging at the flag non stop.
He shows up blue on the minimap, part of the mob.
He takes up his M4, showing his sk1llz.
Whenever i see him rushing on Helmand province
i think of that music from benny hill.

He thinks he is UBER, in his little spec ops cap.
Once again, with a sniper, on the hotel building he is sat.
He spawns on your rally, dives, shoots on sight.
Giving away the mission and starts a losing fire-fight.
When you think you've been sniped, or killed by an A-10 flyer.
Then at the side, in green letters "Check your fire!".
He's always firing from a BH or APC
Shouting "git some!" at the heavily armed!....trees

"I am *_=ShadowNinjaz=_*, PwNz3R of all.
I'll roll and M4 you, I'll bunny hop that wall.
I'll spam you up good, RPG you teh_hell!
Whats that you say?! Teh_Ak iznt the attachment, but the UGL?!
I like to fly transpot, soaring past teh_trees.
Oh Look! A CP and a fire-fight! Looks like a good LZ!
I g0t teh_Gun5hip, r0ckets, MinigUnz and b4rrel rollz!
But i jihadded dah tank, just for the lolz!

I thought you were my medic, my hombre, my backup.
But instead of being revived, i find my M14 has been snatched up?!
Oh wait you came back, now im revived.
Wait....im dead, you didnt heal me, Jezuz christ!
Stop the APC, minefield ahead....stop, stop, STOP!
....You could have listen to what i said.
Im in this bodybag, being sent back to the USA, deceased.
because you thought the troop transport was an MBT!
Your the almighty commander, and Im "the worst squad!..." you've ever seen
Oh look what i went and did, we won, 134-0 to the MEC!

Your always on my case, demanding "I need Ammo!".
For god sake, your a Chinese Crewman, not John Rambo!
"Oh yeah, Im going for a run on mosque flag"
Another low flying A-10, another friendly body bag.
You strapped C4 to the repair hummer, cuz it'd be funny.
Now there are two tank wrecks at facility, all tax payers money.
We need more guys to cap Bridge, ASAP!
But your raping their main base, right....there, at the back.
Me and the squad, without a hope, without a car
because you drove off, i hope you get dishonorable discharge!
I always catch you, getting your cheap and simple thrills.
"Awww yeah, an enemy rally point! easy killz!"
You tell im crap, 'a noob without sense'.
Look you blue bastard, ever heard of 'defense'?

As you all know, the blue man is dangerous, 'nough said.
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GUYS THAT ARE RED!

Inspired by Doom721

...mongol...

ratlover232 · 05-21-2007, 10:46 PM

Beautiful.

Expendable Grunt · 05-21-2007, 10:59 PM

You are 1337.

ReaperMAC · 05-21-2007, 11:59 PM

Nice

PlayPR! · 05-22-2007, 12:25 AM

Its so filled with truth its quite ironic actually...

Nice writing overall though!

Randleman5102 · 05-22-2007, 12:30 AM

Thats amazing.................ly true, great write lol

Expendable Grunt · 05-22-2007, 02:16 AM

I vote this should be a sticky. Or in the manual. Or both. OOO make it part of the site membership thing too.

A.J.Sawyer · 05-22-2007, 04:06 AM

Thats awesome.

Raniak · 05-22-2007, 04:15 AM

Haha, now sing it and post that on youtube !

would be awesome

Thunder · 05-22-2007, 05:54 AM

when i looked at the title i thought it was regarding the blue man group :P

05-21-2007, 09:58 PM	#1
[R-MOD]Mongolian_dude Forum Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Londinium, England Posts: 2,742	The Blue man The Blue guy He is one of many, charging at the flag non stop. He shows up blue on the minimap, part of the mob. He takes up his M4, showing his sk1llz. Whenever i see him rushing on Helmand province i think of that music from benny hill. He thinks he is UBER, in his little spec ops cap. Once again, with a sniper, on the hotel building he is sat. He spawns on your rally, dives, shoots on sight. Giving away the mission and starts a losing fire-fight. When you think you've been sniped, or killed by an A-10 flyer. Then at the side, in green letters "Check your fire!". He's always firing from a BH or APC Shouting "git some!" at the heavily armed!....trees "I am _=ShadowNinjaz=_, PwNz3R of all. I'll roll and M4 you, I'll bunny hop that wall. I'll spam you up good, RPG you teh_hell! Whats that you say?! Teh_Ak iznt the attachment, but the UGL?! I like to fly transpot, soaring past teh_trees. Oh Look! A CP and a fire-fight! Looks like a good LZ! I g0t teh_Gun5hip, r0ckets, MinigUnz and b4rrel rollz! But i jihadded dah tank, just for the lolz! I thought you were my medic, my hombre, my backup. But instead of being revived, i find my M14 has been snatched up?! Oh wait you came back, now im revived. Wait....im dead, you didnt heal me, Jezuz christ! Stop the APC, minefield ahead....stop, stop, STOP! ....You could have listen to what i said. Im in this bodybag, being sent back to the USA, deceased. because you thought the troop transport was an MBT! Your the almighty commander, and Im "the worst squad!..." you've ever seen Oh look what i went and did, we won, 134-0 to the MEC! Your always on my case, demanding "I need Ammo!". For god sake, your a Chinese Crewman, not John Rambo! "Oh yeah, Im going for a run on mosque flag" Another low flying A-10, another friendly body bag. You strapped C4 to the repair hummer, cuz it'd be funny. Now there are two tank wrecks at facility, all tax payers money. We need more guys to cap Bridge, ASAP! But your raping their main base, right....there, at the back. Me and the squad, without a hope, without a car because you drove off, i hope you get dishonorable discharge! I always catch you, getting your cheap and simple thrills. "Awww yeah, an enemy rally point! easy killz!" You tell im crap, 'a noob without sense'. Look you blue bastard, ever heard of 'defense'? As you all know, the blue man is dangerous, 'nough said. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GUYS THAT ARE RED! Inspired by Doom721 ...mongol...

	Last edited by [R-MOD]Mongolian_dude; 10-01-2007 at 05:54 PM.. Reason: revamp

05-21-2007, 10:59 PM	#3
Expendable Grunt Join Date: Mar 2007 Mongolia Location: Hollywood, MD Posts: 3,656	You are 1337.
	[DM]Cheomesh -- Clan Leader. I should have 200 posts more than it shows... Slayer of 2 spam bots! Aw dude 4 str 4 stam leather belt? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

05-21-2007, 11:59 PM	#4
ReaperMAC PR Beta Testing Team Member Join Date: Feb 2007 United States of America Location: Southern California Posts: 2,266	Nice
	PR NA Test Team: Breaking the DEV's Hard Work, One Build at a Time. [R-DEV]Katarn: "That's pretty... PRETTY BADASS." Highspeed Low Drag Tactics

05-22-2007, 12:25 AM	#5
PlayPR! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: United States Posts: 1,275	Its so filled with truth its quite ironic actually... Nice writing overall though!
	[KTA] is currently recruiting! Steven Colbert, when asked on his show what his Iq was replied with a very straight-forward answer, it was, " I know what my IQ is, I got an A, 95!"

05-22-2007, 12:30 AM	#6
Randleman5102 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: California Posts: 966	Thats amazing.................ly true, great write lol
	You Are Now Breathing Manually...

05-21-2007, 10:46 PM	#2
ratlover232 PR Beta Testing Team Member Join Date: Jan 2007 United States of America Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 265	Beautiful.

05-22-2007, 02:16 AM	#7
Expendable Grunt Join Date: Mar 2007 Mongolia Location: Hollywood, MD Posts: 3,656	I vote this should be a sticky. Or in the manual. Or both. OOO make it part of the site membership thing too.
	[DM]Cheomesh -- Clan Leader. I should have 200 posts more than it shows... Slayer of 2 spam bots! Aw dude 4 str 4 stam leather belt? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

05-22-2007, 04:06 AM	#8
A.J.Sawyer Retired PR Developer Join Date: Feb 2006 United Kingdom Location: Not quite sure, I left my hole for a pee and got lost. Posts: 1,768	Thats awesome.
	Thanks Nick.

05-22-2007, 04:15 AM	#9
Raniak Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Quebec, Canada Posts: 880	Haha, now sing it and post that on youtube ! would be awesome

05-22-2007, 05:54 AM	#10
Thunder Join Date: May 2006 Location: i dont know any more Posts: 2,042	when i looked at the title i thought it was regarding the blue man group :P

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