The Blue man - Page 3

[R-COM]Outlawz · 09-30-2007, 07:20 PM

lol, do the green ones

There's plenty on them too, like people that request marksman and sniper and want to be uber 1337 helping hand to your squad, when you really need a medic...

[R-DEV]bosco · 09-30-2007, 08:20 PM

lol, nice

Sgt_Canadian_Floss · 09-30-2007, 09:08 PM

So beautiful, I cried
But its all kinda true
See ya on the battlefield, watch out for the red guys

Fenix16 · 09-30-2007, 10:56 PM

Hmm, perhaps that should be on the loading screens.

[R-MOD]Mongolian_dude · 10-01-2007, 05:23 PM

Generally Discussing

Im a Developer, the big cheese, you pawns call me the R-DEV
Some account names in blue, some navy, some red.
We call the shots, we control the army and all the world's police,
Don't got the time to chat at all! gotta finish the next release!

Im one of many R-CONs, and im only part time
I make uber models, but My post count is eight, turned nine.
The odd animation, the odd map or code,
Just about all of us, doing something in Black-sand studios.

Im an R-MOD, and i simply have no life.
Because of forums my kids left me, along with my wife.
We give you teh_warnz, edit your manners,
All trigger-happy, with our big, red ban-hammers.

We aint got forum rights, so need not to fear us,
But my post count is huge, same size as my E-penis!
Our account names our green, and it's PR we love
We plague online forumz, bewhere the R-PUB!

Im your local spammer, post count > sense,
I'll post up some naked chicks, or some other forum offense.
We post up our lives, something off of FRAPS,
Or sometimes, IBTL, or some of lol-ing Cats.

Hi my names xViagra-is-Coolx, and i got something to sell,
Got problems with your erection? Need some hair jell?
We dont last long around here, but our mission isn't complicated,
Our weekness is we cant chat back, cuz we is automated!

Hi im new, i got something to protest,
Something I liked, and something to suggest.
I dont like the merlins handling, but i like the opening back-doors,
Can we get some fast ropes on some of the Black Hawks?

Grrrr, got a problem, its my Punk-buster files,
No, my Graphics card is good, and no im not in denial.
can anyone help me? something is keepin' me grievin',
I tried play Kashan, but it just kept CTDin'.

Im a real soldier, I know more than you.
Ask me which is better. 5.56 or 7.62?
Your just a kid, Im wiser and older,
But i keep it to myself, im only a weekend soldier

Look at me, look, look! I like all this attention,
I support Hamas, believe in Scientology and devine intervention.
My country is better than yours, i could go on for hours!
I got you listin' to me, conspiracy theory of the twin towers!

I got no name, not one post or User CP,
The only light in the room is from my LCD.
Got little time to brows, a second at best,
A voice unspoken, that of the lurking Guest.

Im a smiley, i get regularly over used,
Im loling or crying, sometimes gettin abused.

Im just a yellow face, no arms, digits or legs,
When i wink my eye, expect something new from the DEVs

Im like a guest but i exist, but doing even less,
I serve my time in purgatory, and have something to confess.
I called some guy a racist slur, because he didn't understand,
Now look who's the ignorant fool now, my actions got me banned

Im reading this poem, simple and obvious rhymes.
Jesus man, go outside. It's all a waste of time!
What were you thinking, mate. Did you think I would lol?
Your just talk crap, hot air. Get a life, ...Mongol...

RikiRude · 10-01-2007, 05:24 PM

mongolian dude please change your title from forum mod to official PR poetry writer

those made me lol, all too true, i agree these gotta be somewhere in the guidebook or something.

[R-COM]Outlawz · 10-01-2007, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Hi im new, i got something to protest,
Something I liked, and something to suggest.
I dont like the merlins handling, but i like the opening back-doors,
Can we get some fast ropes on some of the Black Hawks?

Best part,

[R-DEV]bosco · 10-01-2007, 08:21 PM

Massive win right there

[R-MOD]KP · 10-02-2007, 12:31 PM

4wes0m3!

I NEVER POSTED UP NAKED CHICKS!

Griffon2-6 · 10-02-2007, 09:24 PM

Um, for the first one, there is no M4 on Helmand.

09-30-2007, 07:20 PM	#21
[R-COM]Outlawz PR Community Event Team Join Date: Feb 2007 Afghanistan Location: Tora Bora Posts: 7,514	lol, do the green ones There's plenty on them too, like people that request marksman and sniper and want to be uber 1337 helping hand to your squad, when you really need a medic...
	[R-DEV]Gaz: Shout "WE R L33TZ" at the MD, sucker punch him, then teabag him while shouting "WHO OWNS YA? WHO OWNS YA? SAY OUR NAME! IGI! IGI! IGI! OFP2 Beta plz?"

09-30-2007, 10:56 PM	#24
Fenix16 Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 395	Hmm, perhaps that should be on the loading screens.
Fenix16 Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 395

10-02-2007, 12:31 PM	#29
[R-MOD]KP Forum Moderator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kristiansand, Norway Posts: 6,700	4wes0m3! I NEVER POSTED UP NAKED CHICKS!
	KP still is the number one hottie, noobs. -[R-PUB]bosco I'd do KP. Wouldn't everyone? -e-Gor

10-02-2007, 09:24 PM	#30
Griffon2-6 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Here Posts: 2,601	Um, for the first one, there is no M4 on Helmand.
	. Under normal circumstances, everybody pwns Griffon, in Soviet Russia, Griffon pwns EVERYBODY!

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09-30-2007, 08:20 PM	#22
[R-DEV]bosco PR Developer Join Date: Dec 2006 Germany Posts: 11,523	lol, nice

09-30-2007, 09:08 PM	#23
Sgt_Canadian_Floss Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Posts: 267	So beautiful, I cried But its all kinda true See ya on the battlefield, watch out for the red guys

10-01-2007, 05:23 PM	#25
[R-MOD]Mongolian_dude Forum Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Londinium, England Posts: 2,742	Generally Discussing Im a Developer, the big cheese, you pawns call me the R-DEV Some account names in blue, some navy, some red. We call the shots, we control the army and all the world's police, Don't got the time to chat at all! gotta finish the next release! Im one of many R-CONs, and im only part time I make uber models, but My post count is eight, turned nine. The odd animation, the odd map or code, Just about all of us, doing something in Black-sand studios. Im an R-MOD, and i simply have no life. Because of forums my kids left me, along with my wife. We give you teh_warnz, edit your manners, All trigger-happy, with our big, red ban-hammers. We aint got forum rights, so need not to fear us, But my post count is huge, same size as my E-penis! Our account names our green, and it's PR we love We plague online forumz, bewhere the R-PUB! Im your local spammer, post count > sense, I'll post up some naked chicks, or some other forum offense. We post up our lives, something off of FRAPS, Or sometimes, IBTL, or some of lol-ing Cats. Hi my names xViagra-is-Coolx, and i got something to sell, Got problems with your erection? Need some hair jell? We dont last long around here, but our mission isn't complicated, Our weekness is we cant chat back, cuz we is automated! Hi im new, i got something to protest, Something I liked, and something to suggest. I dont like the merlins handling, but i like the opening back-doors, Can we get some fast ropes on some of the Black Hawks? Grrrr, got a problem, its my Punk-buster files, No, my Graphics card is good, and no im not in denial. can anyone help me? something is keepin' me grievin', I tried play Kashan, but it just kept CTDin'. Im a real soldier, I know more than you. Ask me which is better. 5.56 or 7.62? Your just a kid, Im wiser and older, But i keep it to myself, im only a weekend soldier Look at me, look, look! I like all this attention, I support Hamas, believe in Scientology and devine intervention. My country is better than yours, i could go on for hours! I got you listin' to me, conspiracy theory of the twin towers! I got no name, not one post or User CP, The only light in the room is from my LCD. Got little time to brows, a second at best, A voice unspoken, that of the lurking Guest. Im a smiley, i get regularly over used, Im loling or crying, sometimes gettin abused. Im just a yellow face, no arms, digits or legs, When i wink my eye, expect something new from the DEVs Im like a guest but i exist, but doing even less, I serve my time in purgatory, and have something to confess. I called some guy a racist slur, because he didn't understand, Now look who's the ignorant fool now, my actions got me banned Im reading this poem, simple and obvious rhymes. Jesus man, go outside. It's all a waste of time! What were you thinking, mate. Did you think I would lol? Your just talk crap, hot air. Get a life, ...Mongol...

10-01-2007, 08:21 PM	#28
[R-DEV]bosco PR Developer Join Date: Dec 2006 Germany Posts: 11,523	Massive win right there

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