Getting Girls: Being a Jerk

[[R-DEV]e-Gor]

Originally Posted by hoc_xfirestormx

what i need to know: how many girls can i get on this badass rig? i would buy a car, but i dont have any money or a job.

suggestions?

4. One on the saddle, one sitting on the handlebars, and one standing on each pedal and holding on to the other two. Going anywhere with it like that could be difficult though.

[RikiRude]

I gotta agree with everything Lothrian, eddie, and Trog said. Should I just merge the most important posts and change this to a "getting girls thread" ? And go from just bagging girls for the night, all the way to seriously dating a girl?

What a great thread!

[eddie]

Oh yeah lol, if you REALLY wanna be a jerk but charm the girl tell her the classic crossing the road joke.

Why was the woman crossing the road?
Who cares, she should be in the kitchen making my f*cking (optional) dinner!

[Kensei]

Actually, the way I met my wife was with a roofie. She didn't even know the first time we had intercourse she was passed out. It doesn't matter though, we've been married 9 years; tagged and bagged.

If you can score a roofie, drop it in their drink.

[Lothrian]

Originally Posted by hoc_xfirestormx

how many girls can i get on this badass rig? i would buy a car, but i dont have any money or a job.

suggestions?

I would say 5 girls, and yourself. You sit on the seat, you can have one sitting behind you, and one in front. Now, one can sit on the handlebars, but here comes the clever bit. If 2 stand with their feet on the fuel tank, 1 on each side, holding each others arms, it creates a pressure force so they shouldn't fall off.

Its perfect.

[[R-DEV]IronTaxi]

Easy fix... two cans of spray paint in your favourite camo colours and your bike will be one sweet ride...or you can go for an emotional edge and just do the whole thing up pink and put my little pony heads in the spokes...

Originally Posted by hoc_xfirestormx

lothrian, i need help. heres the deal: i have a bike that was given to me. one of its pedals fell off and has since been replaced by a mismatching pedal, and the seat is duct taped on. also, the bike is turquoise, not helping my reputation as a straight individual. what i need to know: how many girls can i get on this badass rig? i would buy a car, but i dont have any money or a job.

suggestions?

[[T]BludShoT]

Originally Posted by Kensei

first time we had intercourse she was passed out. It doesn't matter though, we've been married 9 years; tagged and bagged.

LOL. Well let me also help make this the most sexist thread ever,

Originally Posted by [R-DEV]RikiRude

And also as much sense as this doesn't make, consider the following statement: "All females are crazy." As sexist as that statement I made sounds, I dare you, in fact I challenge you to prove it wrong!

It goes further than that. (Many) girls generally have no idea what they want, and they need a man to tell them what they want. They want security, and they to be dominated, although they would never admit that they do, and probably since their mind and body is like completely unconnected, they don't even know that they want it.

Except for lesbians and feminists, but who cares about them.

[eddie]

Mine's bi-sexual Catch her cheating with a guy? She gets a fist (in the face) so does he With a girl....... Go ahead

[{GD}StevenGarcia]

Originally Posted by Kensei

Actually, the way I met my wife was with a roofie. She didn't even know the first time we had intercourse she was passed out. It doesn't matter though, we've been married 9 years; tagged and bagged.

If you can score a roofie, drop it in their drink.

You sir, are a real piece of shit.

[Kensei]

Originally Posted by {GD}StevenGarcia

You sir, are a real piece of shit.

WTF? That's uncalled for dude... I'm happily married. Like those guys said man, woman don't know what they want; sometimes they need guidance.