Getting Girls: Being a Jerk - Page 2

SiN|ScarFace · 05-08-2007, 03:39 PM

The shield only has to last long enough to get laid. haha

RikiRude · 05-08-2007, 03:56 PM

*turns on the "Hide thread from all girlfriends" button*

If only girls knew!

[R-DEV]e-Gor · 05-08-2007, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [R-MOD]Thunder

works in wales. (first one that says a sheep joke gets a 2 day ban)

sheep have their tits on show the whole time. There's no need to ask, but the farmer might be a bit annoyed.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in wales?

A leisure centre.

S.A.S jackwebsterdunstan · 05-08-2007, 04:08 PM

hahahaha
and @ gazz, a chorus of get tits out usually works on a friday night

everybody now!!
"GET OYUR TITS OUT,
GET YOUR TITS OUT,
GET YOUR ITS OUT FOR THE LADS - OI! OI!"

Thunder · 05-08-2007, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [R-DEV]e-Gor

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in wales?

A leisure centre.

what you call a welshman with a sheep under each arm?

a playboy
:P

trogdor1289 · 05-08-2007, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [R-DEV]Gaz

So walking around England drunk shouting SHOW US YER TITS at girls doesn't work?

This plus his earlier whip it out comment makes me amazed at how he got a wife. It's weird it seems like this works on all the popular girls at my school at least at a high school level.

Lothrian · 05-08-2007, 04:52 PM

You know, I always had the theory that girls like the bad boy in the same reason we like a slutty stripper. You know if you go for the nice one, thats it, life is over, since they will probably be perfect, end up earning vast amounts of money and you'd have to endure a comfortable lifestyle with one person becoming the average 'Jones' or 'Smiths'.

Its the same for us, why is it we find Jenna Jameson worth a squirt, yet if it came down to be something serious, you'd go for someone with more girl next door qualities.

So, my theory is, if your acting a jerk, your prob good looking, but you being used as a bit of fun until the lady gets serious and she wants a gentlemen.

Anway, some food for thought,
Firstly age groups ... the higher the statistic, the higher the 'jerk factor' works.

18-22: 90% want short term fun (less than 2 years)
23-26: 70% want short term relationship
27-35: 30% want short term relationship
35+: 1% want short term fun/relationship

Attributes you need (whether jerk or gent)

Humour: Probably most important of all ... not funny? Learn!!!
Mystery: Women find it boring if they know you inside out. Make them work to learn more about you.
Style: Guy in suit pwns guy in hoody. As women, they notice this first.
Reliability: Say you'll do something, do it! If you cant do something, dont say you will or it breeds mistrust and shows weakness.
Health: Body shape and fitness is not a serious factor, but making sure you ignore man urges to not bother having a shower is important. They have the senses of a dog!
Fitness: Women like a guy who can protect them ... so toning up is good to an extend.
Power: Like above really, except more with control over people.
Confidence: Just makes sure its confidence and not being a twat.
Money: Diamonds are a girl best friend ... they are all materialistic.

I said money above, and I need to point out, its a sad day for mankind when a Blink 182 song (Girls like Cars & Money) holds more truth than most songs. Women are expensive creatures, probably costing well over £1k a year if you do it on a budget. Cant afford it, prob best not bothering until you can.

... now a final thought. A sexy car is important, but women dont know the first thing about them which makes it perfect. You dont need a Ferrari to gain that kind of 'unqiue' interest. Basically, it needs to be fairly fast, fairly rare and very good looking.
Based on that, just some examples:

Honda(Acura) NSX: Yes ... extremely rare, fast, stylish, and cheap (at £25k used for an early 90's)
Toyota MR-S: No. Not rare, not fast, not sylish if everyone has them.
TVR Tuscan: Yes ... rare, very fast, stylish, and cheap (at £25k used for a late 90's)
BMW M5: No. Rare, very fast, ultra sylish ... but to men ... women see a saloon.
Triumph Spitfire: Yes. Rare, very slow, 60's sylish ... and cheap as chips!!!.

I thought i'd add the cars since with the above, a nice car(s) brings out the Mr Bond ... and you dont need to drop £180k on an Aston.
Anyways, thats my take on the whole subject ... coming from me who has recently decided to be single until 25, allowing me to not waste money and save for a few cars

mmm, me and an NSX ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(PS I say cheap for NSX/Tuscan in relative terms ... compared to equivilant power, style ... £25k is not cheap in anyones books)

eddie · 05-08-2007, 05:10 PM

Disregard everything Riki said and listen to me.
Tease her, be mean, punch her in the arm, make jokes about her being butcher than you are. But when you've had your fun, make sure she knows what you really think of her.

Bosco, Seth, KP and Leo, I don't know about pulling men so you can handle that bit

trogdor1289 · 05-08-2007, 05:15 PM

The trick really is reading a girl to find out what she wants some girls want full on jerky style, some want you to be the man as it were and there is a whole spectrum of how to treat them.

trogdor1289 · 05-08-2007, 05:32 PM

get money and job. As to girls on that rig any girls getting on there would not be interested in anything other than getting from point to point.

05-08-2007, 04:08 PM	#14
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05-08-2007, 04:52 PM	#17
Lothrian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 802	You know, I always had the theory that girls like the bad boy in the same reason we like a slutty stripper. You know if you go for the nice one, thats it, life is over, since they will probably be perfect, end up earning vast amounts of money and you'd have to endure a comfortable lifestyle with one person becoming the average 'Jones' or 'Smiths'. Its the same for us, why is it we find Jenna Jameson worth a squirt, yet if it came down to be something serious, you'd go for someone with more girl next door qualities. So, my theory is, if your acting a jerk, your prob good looking, but you being used as a bit of fun until the lady gets serious and she wants a gentlemen. Anway, some food for thought, Firstly age groups ... the higher the statistic, the higher the 'jerk factor' works. 18-22: 90% want short term fun (less than 2 years) 23-26: 70% want short term relationship 27-35: 30% want short term relationship 35+: 1% want short term fun/relationship Attributes you need (whether jerk or gent) Humour: Probably most important of all ... not funny? Learn!!! Mystery: Women find it boring if they know you inside out. Make them work to learn more about you. Style: Guy in suit pwns guy in hoody. As women, they notice this first. Reliability: Say you'll do something, do it! If you cant do something, dont say you will or it breeds mistrust and shows weakness. Health: Body shape and fitness is not a serious factor, but making sure you ignore man urges to not bother having a shower is important. They have the senses of a dog! Fitness: Women like a guy who can protect them ... so toning up is good to an extend. Power: Like above really, except more with control over people. Confidence: Just makes sure its confidence and not being a twat. Money: Diamonds are a girl best friend ... they are all materialistic. I said money above, and I need to point out, its a sad day for mankind when a Blink 182 song (Girls like Cars & Money) holds more truth than most songs. Women are expensive creatures, probably costing well over £1k a year if you do it on a budget. Cant afford it, prob best not bothering until you can. ... now a final thought. A sexy car is important, but women dont know the first thing about them which makes it perfect. You dont need a Ferrari to gain that kind of 'unqiue' interest. Basically, it needs to be fairly fast, fairly rare and very good looking. Based on that, just some examples: Honda(Acura) NSX: Yes ... extremely rare, fast, stylish, and cheap (at £25k used for an early 90's) Toyota MR-S: No. Not rare, not fast, not sylish if everyone has them. TVR Tuscan: Yes ... rare, very fast, stylish, and cheap (at £25k used for a late 90's) BMW M5: No. Rare, very fast, ultra sylish ... but to men ... women see a saloon. Triumph Spitfire: Yes. Rare, very slow, 60's sylish ... and cheap as chips!!!. I thought i'd add the cars since with the above, a nice car(s) brings out the Mr Bond ... and you dont need to drop £180k on an Aston. Anyways, thats my take on the whole subject ... coming from me who has recently decided to be single until 25, allowing me to not waste money and save for a few cars mmm, me and an NSX ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (PS I say cheap for NSX/Tuscan in relative terms ... compared to equivilant power, style ... £25k is not cheap in anyones books)
Lothrian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 802

05-08-2007, 05:10 PM	#18
eddie The [R-MOD]s' Poodle Join Date: May 2005 Location: Worcester, England Posts: 4,312	Disregard everything Riki said and listen to me. Tease her, be mean, punch her in the arm, make jokes about her being butcher than you are. But when you've had your fun, make sure she knows what you really think of her. Bosco, Seth, KP and Leo, I don't know about pulling men so you can handle that bit
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05-08-2007, 03:39 PM	#11
SiN\|ScarFace Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 4,503	The shield only has to last long enough to get laid. haha

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trogdor1289 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Classified. Posts: 5,230	The trick really is reading a girl to find out what she wants some girls want full on jerky style, some want you to be the man as it were and there is a whole spectrum of how to treat them.

05-08-2007, 05:32 PM	#20
trogdor1289 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Classified. Posts: 5,230	get money and job. As to girls on that rig any girls getting on there would not be interested in anything other than getting from point to point.

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