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02-03-2007, 09:15 AM
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Scary card in my mailbox
"From Yor X! 1991.
Knew I wood find U! Ring me, I'm watching U! cum on! xxx" Freaky or what! Yes, it is valentines day soon and the spambots appear to be attacking my snail mail inbox! I spent the first three quarters of that year drinking and smoking far too much, then the final quarter introduced to the hardcore dance scene. I have sporadic memory of that period and I can recall at least seven or eight girls/women I was seeing that year, then at least three others I was flirting with! This one is going to have to rest with womens lib, because I'm buggered if I can guess who it's from! |
 [R-MOD]Mongolian Dude: AH man, sarcasm is so hard to get across the web, even if we are both british  [R-DEV]Jaymz: That has to be...the most epic response to a welcome thread I have ever seen. [R-CON]Mr.D ladies and gentlemen! |
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02-03-2007, 09:20 AM
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Got Kevlar ?
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02-03-2007, 09:48 AM
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I don't see a problem if she's buff! End of story.
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02-03-2007, 09:53 AM
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With spelling like that I thought it was some hick named Billy-Joe Barbara Sue.
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02-03-2007, 10:01 AM
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02-03-2007, 10:14 AM
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remember now?
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02-03-2007, 10:29 AM
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nasty girl
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02-03-2007, 12:28 PM
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Return To Sender, preferably with some kind of explosive inside.
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02-03-2007, 12:53 PM
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1) There is no return address. The stamp on the envelope has a blue biro cross mark on it, rather than a frank, so it must have been hand delivered in the end.
2) How can I ring a person I was dating in 1991, who is apparently watching me, when I don't know who it is? 3) I am not Bill Murray and this is not Broken Flowers. I'm not going on a road trip to track down all my ex's! |
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[R-MOD]Mongolian Dude: AH man, sarcasm is so hard to get across the web, even if we are both british [R-DEV]Jaymz: That has to be...the most epic response to a welcome thread I have ever seen. [R-CON]Mr.D ladies and gentlemen! |
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02-03-2007, 12:56 PM
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It'll be one of your mates....which gives me an idea. Not the 1991 part though, I was 6.
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