Rhino uses WMD's and Crack

Wipeout · 02-03-2007, 01:40 AM

I interupted Rhino while he was in the midst hard at work with road construction..

[23:00] [R-DEV]Rhino: me trying to make a road

[23:00] |-TC-| WiÞξσن t: your road is going to explode like a nuclear bomb..
[23:00] |-TC-| WiÞξσن t: I used secret ingredients in the concrete mixer
[23:02] [R-DEV]Rhino: lol, its a dirt road

[23:02] |-TC-| WiÞξσن t: aw shit
[23:02] |-TC-| WiÞξσن t: fine I put crack in the dirt *calls cops*
[23:03] [R-DEV]Rhino: all over the road?
[23:05] [R-DEV]Rhino: well if you did, must be a fuck load of crack since this road is 3,402 meters long
[23:05] [R-DEV]Rhino: for a quick measure
[23:05] |-TC-| WiÞξσن t: oh schnap I just lost alot of my profits you asshole.. You'll pay
[23:05] [R-DEV]Rhino:

My conclusion was that, 1. He failed to mix concrete properly to make the explosive road, and decided to hide his crack in the dirt road. Upon finding out I promptly radio'd the police.

The call went like this:

911: What is your emergency?
Me: OMG this dude Rhino he has crack and explosive concrete wtf kill his hax
911: Interesting, but seriously what is your emergency?
Me: He's overdosed. He's suffocating.
911: We are sending medevac to your location standby.
Me: Aye Kaptian!

Rhino is currently in stable condition, I look forward to his unhealthy return.

DISCLAIMER: None of this is authentic, do not be worried it is a random fake news story and for pure fun. Lol rhino you crack monger you will pay for my profit loss!

[R-DEV]Rhino · 02-03-2007, 01:43 AM

trogdor1289 · 02-03-2007, 01:43 AM

He drives all of our profits down.

superdj · 02-03-2007, 02:01 AM

Fisrt the drinking, now this? Tsk Tsk

Wipeout · 02-03-2007, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superdj

Fisrt the drinking, now this? Tsk Tsk

lmao

RikiRude · 02-03-2007, 02:43 AM

Don't sound so surprised =P

Dylan · 02-03-2007, 04:31 AM

Now when we go prone will we have the blurry effects?

~~ArmedDrunk&Angry~~ · 02-03-2007, 08:36 AM

No, you will get a boost in stamina when you go prone on the right dirt road.

Thunder · 02-03-2007, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [R-MOD]Dylan

Now when we go prone will we have the blurry effects?

OMG fix to the dolphin diving!

Wipeout · 02-03-2007, 02:29 PM

See I help with everything, I just developed a dolphin diving fix. ahahhaha

02-03-2007, 01:40 AM	#1
Wipeout Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 851	Rhino uses WMD's and Crack I interupted Rhino while he was in the midst hard at work with road construction.. [23:00] [R-DEV]Rhino: me trying to make a road [23:00] \|-TC-\| WiÞξσن t: your road is going to explode like a nuclear bomb.. [23:00] \|-TC-\| WiÞξσن t: I used secret ingredients in the concrete mixer [23:02] [R-DEV]Rhino: lol, its a dirt road [23:02] \|-TC-\| WiÞξσن t: aw shit [23:02] \|-TC-\| WiÞξσن t: fine I put crack in the dirt calls cops [23:03] [R-DEV]Rhino: all over the road? [23:05] [R-DEV]Rhino: well if you did, must be a fuck load of crack since this road is 3,402 meters long [23:05] [R-DEV]Rhino: for a quick measure [23:05] \|-TC-\| WiÞξσن t: oh schnap I just lost alot of my profits you asshole.. You'll pay [23:05] [R-DEV]Rhino: My conclusion was that, 1. He failed to mix concrete properly to make the explosive road, and decided to hide his crack in the dirt road. Upon finding out I promptly radio'd the police. The call went like this: 911: What is your emergency? Me: OMG this dude Rhino he has crack and explosive concrete wtf kill his hax 911: Interesting, but seriously what is your emergency? Me: He's overdosed. He's suffocating. 911: We are sending medevac to your location standby. Me: Aye Kaptian! Rhino is currently in stable condition, I look forward to his unhealthy return. DISCLAIMER: None of this is authentic, do not be worried it is a random fake news story and for pure fun. Lol rhino you crack monger you will pay for my profit loss!
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trogdor1289 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Classified. Posts: 5,201	He drives all of our profits down.

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superdj Join Date: May 2006 Afghanistan Location: Memphis,Tennessee,U.S.A Posts: 2,260	Fisrt the drinking, now this? Tsk Tsk

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