Top Gear back tonight! BBC2 2000hrs gmt

[Darth.Skyline]

A few from Richard "Hammster" Hammond

# (During the Lille Hammer bob-sleigh run) "Apperantly it hits 6 and a half G's in some of those corners down there. The driver's told me that he's been doing this for six years and he's 3cm shorter. I can't afford to lose 3cm!"
# (Whilst halfay down the Lillehammer bobsleigh run) "I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN TIGHTS!"
# (While driving a Bowler Wildcat off-road vehicle) "I am a DRIVING GOD!!!"
# "Subarus don't break!"
# (After having seen himself unable to start a car after being hypnotised by Paul McKenna) "I really don't like you."
# "*holding a red narga chilli pepper* This... is the BMW Z4. *tastes pepper* GAH!"

lawl

And one by "Jezza" - you know

(On the Porsche Cayman) "It's called the Cayman and I know what you're thinking, you're thinking 'That's not a new car, it's just a Boxter with a roof.' You have got a point, it's got the same controls as the Boxter. They should've called it the Cockster!"

(While playing Gran Turismo 4 on the PS2) "I am going to pick a track, we'll go for a real one... Luguna Seca and now we have to pick a car. TVR Tuscan, nope too much of a handful. Aston Martin DB9. That's not a car, that's just pornography."

(With guest star Ronnie O'Sullivan) "Right, what we have here is a snooker table or as Richard Hammond calls it as he arrived this morning, "Crikey, a football pitch!"

LMAO !!!11

[Mekstizzle]

I lol'd @ his Jade comment. Actually, evenmore so at the first comment reffering to the Stig

"Some say he chucks microwaves at tramps"

hahaha