For Sale: Used Cargo Ship, slightly sunk

Fullforce · 01-23-2007, 02:57 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/USED-CARGO-SHI...QQcmdZViewItem

BWAHAHAHAHA

I love the comments.

Q: Hi, do you know if there is a suitable mounting plate on the back of the ship for a seagull 5hp outboard?, if I win the auction I am hoping to use this one as a tender dinghy for my larger boat, thanks for your time.

A: There is a mounting plate I am currently using a 40watt electric motor for landing it in ports

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Q: You say cargo included, are you sure? I have seen people legging it off Branscombe beach with quite a lot of cargo looking stuff, and it looks as if there may be more falling off soon. ( well just as soon as I can get a mini submarine off ebay and nudge the ship with it a bit...scavenger NOT ME.. wreckin, its all a West Country tradition. Yo ho ho and an (empty) oak barrel of rum. PS anybody want 10,000 soggy nappies see item number 4647691634, damp dog food that looks pr-chewed see item number 7247531261 and BMW car parts that are only slightly rusty, see item number 4647691736. Good luck from Honest Sid. ( Occasional Pirate )

A: Yes only cargo left at the end of sale will be included. Some useful items for sale there i would suggest any one seriously looking to buy this ship buy theses items displayed in honest sids question

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Q: Hmmm, your ship seems larger and a bit more sunk than I was looking for, however I am prepared to offer you a deal. I noticed you would deal for Belgium and France - sadly I swaped these countries with another collector only a week ago. Would you consider 4000 square miles of sea bed in the indian ocean and a 100 year controlling lease of Spain? Sherry, Carva and South American invasion rights retained of course.

A: Its something i'm willing to consider, looking for 5000 square miles of sea bed in the alantic

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Q: Helo my friend. I am a very successful busyness man from Africa. I very much like yours boat. I offer you $900 hundreds & thousands for your nice boat. Is present for my son he's 43 birthday in one week. I insist immediate transfer of fund. A busyness associate owes me $1 million dollars. To make sale qwickly, he pay you $1 millions into your bank. You my friend so I trust you transfer $100 thousands immediacy to me. No delay. You get your dollars quicker than him pay me, me pay you. Thank you my friend. Your Africa brother.

A: Right I will take cash in hand. Drop the million off to the RSPB headquarters and the boats yours

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Q: Would you entertain a swap for Belgium?

A: Maybe, thrown in France and you have a deal

Best. Ebay. Sale. Ever.

For those of you not in the know/not British, its a cargo ship currently on marooned off the coast of Devon. Most of the cargo has washed up on shore and pretty much everyone has nicked stuff. I swear, its their smuggling heritage.

[R-DEV]bosco · 01-23-2007, 02:59 PM

£310.00? I always wanted my own ship...

Haarek84 · 01-23-2007, 03:24 PM

hm. do they send it by mail? in a box maybe? ;P

JellyBelly · 01-23-2007, 03:28 PM

Me and my mate went down there for a laugh. Came back with 2 BMW M3 Gearboxes hahah. We even found some letter written by one of the crew. Apparently the poor sod got roughed up by the Police at some point. Anyway, if anyone needs a new gearbox for their 2005 BMW M3 theres 2 on eBay! And yes, were all a bunch of pirates down in the South West lol.

A.J.Sawyer · 01-23-2007, 03:53 PM

People have been getting arrested for stealing that stuff, it was on the news today, lol @ Jelly.

Fullforce · 01-23-2007, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JellyBelly

Me and my mate went down there for a laugh. Came back with 2 BMW M3 Gearboxes hahah. We even found some letter written by one of the crew. Apparently the poor sod got roughed up by the Police at some point. Anyway, if anyone needs a new gearbox for their 2005 BMW M3 theres 2 on eBay! And yes, were all a bunch of pirates down in the South West lol.

Go back and get me something nice.

[R-DEV]Hitperson · 01-23-2007, 04:13 PM

it';s gone!!

hah shame i havn't had a chance to get with my pirate mates down there!!

lol.

JellyBelly · 01-23-2007, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [R-DEV]Fullforce

Go back and get me something nice.

Like what? Nappies? A barrel?

Doesnt matter now, its been closed down.

Lothrian · 01-23-2007, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JellyBelly

And yes, were all a bunch of pirates down in the South West lol.

OI! I am in the South West and I am no pirate!

Actually, what makes me laugh is the public. Save the birds, save the fish, stop global warming, don't eat babies and cats.
Then as soon as this happened, screw the birds, screw fish, screw global warming, and eat fried children - as long as we get free money.

hehe - the wonders of people never ceise to amaze.

[R-DEV]duckhunt · 01-23-2007, 05:44 PM

Yea funny except when families personal possesions were looted at strewn all over the beach.

01-23-2007, 02:57 PM	#1
Fullforce Retired PR Developer Join Date: Oct 2005 United Kingdom Location: Bournemouth, UK Posts: 3,716	For Sale: Used Cargo Ship, slightly sunk http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/USED-CARGO-SHI...QQcmdZViewItem BWAHAHAHAHA I love the comments. Q: Hi, do you know if there is a suitable mounting plate on the back of the ship for a seagull 5hp outboard?, if I win the auction I am hoping to use this one as a tender dinghy for my larger boat, thanks for your time. A: There is a mounting plate I am currently using a 40watt electric motor for landing it in ports - Q: You say cargo included, are you sure? I have seen people legging it off Branscombe beach with quite a lot of cargo looking stuff, and it looks as if there may be more falling off soon. ( well just as soon as I can get a mini submarine off ebay and nudge the ship with it a bit...scavenger NOT ME.. wreckin, its all a West Country tradition. Yo ho ho and an (empty) oak barrel of rum. PS anybody want 10,000 soggy nappies see item number 4647691634, damp dog food that looks pr-chewed see item number 7247531261 and BMW car parts that are only slightly rusty, see item number 4647691736. Good luck from Honest Sid. ( Occasional Pirate ) A: Yes only cargo left at the end of sale will be included. Some useful items for sale there i would suggest any one seriously looking to buy this ship buy theses items displayed in honest sids question - Q: Hmmm, your ship seems larger and a bit more sunk than I was looking for, however I am prepared to offer you a deal. I noticed you would deal for Belgium and France - sadly I swaped these countries with another collector only a week ago. Would you consider 4000 square miles of sea bed in the indian ocean and a 100 year controlling lease of Spain? Sherry, Carva and South American invasion rights retained of course. A: Its something i'm willing to consider, looking for 5000 square miles of sea bed in the alantic - Q: Helo my friend. I am a very successful busyness man from Africa. I very much like yours boat. I offer you $900 hundreds & thousands for your nice boat. Is present for my son he's 43 birthday in one week. I insist immediate transfer of fund. A busyness associate owes me $1 million dollars. To make sale qwickly, he pay you $1 millions into your bank. You my friend so I trust you transfer $100 thousands immediacy to me. No delay. You get your dollars quicker than him pay me, me pay you. Thank you my friend. Your Africa brother. A: Right I will take cash in hand. Drop the million off to the RSPB headquarters and the boats yours - Q: Would you entertain a swap for Belgium? A: Maybe, thrown in France and you have a deal Best. Ebay. Sale. Ever. For those of you not in the know/not British, its a cargo ship currently on marooned off the coast of Devon. Most of the cargo has washed up on shore and pretty much everyone has nicked stuff. I swear, its their smuggling heritage.
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01-23-2007, 03:28 PM	#4
JellyBelly Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The United States of England Posts: 1,310	Me and my mate went down there for a laugh. Came back with 2 BMW M3 Gearboxes hahah. We even found some letter written by one of the crew. Apparently the poor sod got roughed up by the Police at some point. Anyway, if anyone needs a new gearbox for their 2005 BMW M3 theres 2 on eBay! And yes, were all a bunch of pirates down in the South West lol.
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01-23-2007, 03:53 PM	#5
A.J.Sawyer Retired PR Developer Join Date: Feb 2006 United Kingdom Location: Not quite sure, I left my hole for a pee and got lost. Posts: 1,768	People have been getting arrested for stealing that stuff, it was on the news today, lol @ Jelly.
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01-23-2007, 04:13 PM	#7
[R-DEV]Hitperson PR Tournament Lead Join Date: Nov 2005 United Kingdom Posts: 2,945	it';s gone!! hah shame i havn't had a chance to get with my pirate mates down there!! lol.
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01-23-2007, 02:59 PM	#2
[R-DEV]bosco PR Developer Join Date: Dec 2006 Germany Posts: 11,525	£310.00? I always wanted my own ship...

01-23-2007, 03:24 PM	#3
Haarek84 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Trondheim, Norway Posts: 191	hm. do they send it by mail? in a box maybe? ;P

01-23-2007, 05:44 PM	#10
[R-DEV]duckhunt PR Mapper Team Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,064	Yea funny except when families personal possesions were looted at strewn all over the beach.

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