off topic - something i found - to deal with those new to forums ;)

[R-COM]Darkpowder · 01-23-2007, 10:34 AM

a template for dealing with ..... (usually newgroups, considering the huge degree of spam on there)

....
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
[ ] Other: illegal immigrant

You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
[ ] You whine like a **edit**.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Be my love slave
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of an intersection

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] I think your IQ must be 6
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online™
[ ] All of the above

Wolfmaster · 01-23-2007, 10:54 AM

[R-DEV]Hitperson · 01-23-2007, 11:35 AM

as above.

[R-CON]MrD · 01-23-2007, 11:50 AM

Give up my AOL account? never!

Well, not until I see exactly what the "fair usage policy" being implemented from 1st february is going to do to my all expenses paid unlimited account anyways!!

bullit_toof · 01-23-2007, 11:56 AM

Barbie has an online dress up game. I'm off by lads

01-23-2007, 10:34 AM	#1
[R-COM]Darkpowder PR Community Event - Match Organiser Join Date: Aug 2006 United Kingdom Location: UK Posts: 1,055	off topic - something i found - to deal with those new to forums ;) a template for dealing with ..... (usually newgroups, considering the huge degree of spam on there) .... Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] 12 year old [ ] Pervert [ ] Nerd [ ] l337 d00d/"vet" [ ] Other: illegal immigrant You Are Being Flamed Because [ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal). [ ] You whine like a edit. [ ] You bumped a thread from the last page. [ ] You started an off-topic thread. [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message . [ ] You don't know which forum to post in. [ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof). [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting. [ ] You doubleposted. [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs). [ ] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME. [ ] I don't like your tone of voice. To Repent, You Must: [ ] Give up your AOL Internet account [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Be my love slave [ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum [ ] Go stand in the middle of an intersection In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] I think your IQ must be 6 [ ] Take your crap somewhere else [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment [ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online™ [ ] All of the above
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01-23-2007, 10:54 AM	#2
Wolfmaster Retired PR Developer Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,911	lol
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01-23-2007, 11:35 AM	#3
[R-DEV]Hitperson PR Tournament Lead Join Date: Nov 2005 United Kingdom Posts: 2,945	as above.
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01-23-2007, 11:50 AM	#4
[R-CON]MrD PR Contributor Join Date: May 2006 Location: York Posts: 3,228	Give up my AOL account? never! Well, not until I see exactly what the "fair usage policy" being implemented from 1st february is going to do to my all expenses paid unlimited account anyways!!
	[R-MOD]Mongolian Dude: AH man, sarcasm is so hard to get across the web, even if we are both british [R-DEV]Jaymz: That has to be...the most epic response to a welcome thread I have ever seen. [R-CON]Mr.D ladies and gentlemen!

01-23-2007, 11:56 AM	#5
bullit_toof Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 174	Barbie has an online dress up game. I'm off by lads
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