Prayer time before a mass suicide in Temple...

R@ge · 01-15-2007, 10:46 AM

PS: Another view of this story here @ "Bullit_toofs BedTime Squad"
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Date: 14 January 2007
Time: 3 AM GMT +1
Place: IGI
Map: Qwai River 64 player version
Side: Chineese
Squadleader: Bullit_toofs

Alright, so this round has pretty much gone straight to the crapper. The pesky americans have capped every base and we have been driving back and forth to recap one base, then go get the other one, lose it again ... etc etc.

Sitting in our Nanjiing (the big truck) we get fed up somewhere around Goverment Estate and decide that we are going to take a nice ride around in the lovely countryside instead of fighting. We still have most of our tickets left, and we are bleeding very slowly. We drive to Fishing Village and head on towards Goverment Office.

We have 6 people in the squad and everybody is quite chatty on VOIP.
This is one sample of the conversation.

PlayerX: "Daddy, daddy! Can I have a sniperrifle for christmas? "
Daddy (Bullit_toof): "Noh! U've 'een a naughty boy! "
Mommy (me): No! It's to dangerous! You might hurt yourself! "
PlayerX: "Right, I guess the AK will just have to do then ... "

Still driving around, now at Goverment Office and pointing out the lovely scenery to each other I turn all "woman" and start interfering where we should go.

Mommy (me): "You should turn right at this intersection, we can make it back towards Goverment Estate faster "
PlayerX: "Are we there yet? ... Can I have a chopper, please? ... Are we there yet? "
Daddy (Bullit_toof): "..What? Why should we go there? Aaah, females! "
PlayerX: "Oh, I think I see an american - can we stop so I can kill him?"
Daddy (Bullit_toof): " (R)'ight! If (yo)u lot' (d)on't pipe down I'll turn this thing right (a)round and go back home! "
Mommy (me): Only saying ...
Daddy (Bullit_toof): (R)'ight! We're going to Temple! End of story!

So off we go to Temple then.
I have no idea why, considering we should cap our last base, but a wee bit wiser from the last conversation I keep quiet while Daddydearest is bitten by roadrage over the marsh.

Somewhere along the way we have found a lonewolf in another Nanjiing who tries to keep up with us as Daddydearest drives towards Temple.
I have no idea what he was thinking about our little fieldtrip.
Very appropriat that word, considering we where driving in the fields, but I digress.

All at Temple we run straight up the stairs infront of Temple and Daddy wants us to kneel and prey. I must digress at this point and explain how he came up with this idea.

Earlier on we where playing Operation Ghost Train, and spawning on Temple I found my SL crouched waiting for me to spawn on him.
It look basically like he was praying. So I called him back (he was on his way to the ropebridge) and asked for him to kneel infront next to me.
Face towards the door of the Temple both of us, heads bowed, I started to say "Oh heavenly father, thou that art in heaven ..." when a bloody chink turned around the corner and shot us both! It didn't take long before I got a quick reply from Bullit_toof that God had certanly left us or ... there was no God! I reckon perhaps God was busy? Or maybe he felt that it was the chinks that was rightous in this fight?

Back on topic.
So there we where, praying. This time a wee bit smarter, so everytime an stray american came across us we shot him dead right and proper.
It didn't take long before the entire US team was in hot pursuit to kill these crazy chinks doing something odd on top of the stairs of Temple.

Thats when Bullit_toof came up with this brilliant plan. We all huddle together and just when they saw us and was going to shoot us, we blow ourselves up.

Right. Didn't take many seconds before they all came to Temple and just when they spotted us and ran towards us, hopes running hight that they could take us out with just one grenade ... we went BOOOM!

Here are some field photos: (take time to view them)

And this is our route that we drove ...

To end this, that is probably the most fun I have ever had on that map.

Now go and play some PR!

Claudius, out!

Source: Claudius @ HeliX Norway

[R-CON]Clypp · 01-15-2007, 11:30 AM

Cerberus · 01-15-2007, 11:36 AM

Darth.Skyline · 01-15-2007, 11:53 AM

WTF?

(now we just need one more person to say it.)

Guerra norte · 01-15-2007, 11:58 AM

Bob.Dob · 01-15-2007, 11:58 AM

Okay I'll bite ....

WTF?

Seriously though, Claudius and gang are starting to scare me with all their posts... x-)

[R-DEV]Gaz · 01-15-2007, 12:04 PM

WHATTHEFUMOVED

Ferocious_Imbecile · 01-15-2007, 02:03 PM

hahahaha POTD

bullit_toof · 01-15-2007, 03:19 PM

See at what fun you can have in the bedtime squad. You won't have a clue whats going on, or why, but hey its FAF.

If the story didn't make sense, that means claudius told it spot on, cos what we were doing didn't make sense at all!

Claudius, liked how you wrote my speech with my accent included (Yorkshire)

Hx.Clavdivs · 01-15-2007, 05:38 PM

LOL ... Alright chaps. Lissen up. When I come across something extremely funny, weird, twisted, increadible, I write about it on a thread that I call "Field Rapports" on Helix Norway. Rage has a strange tendency to take my stuff and push it on you. Apologise for that, because you are in my eyes - not worthy of it anyway. Philistines!

It's just for fun and to give the other Helix players a good jolly laugh. If you think that story is complicated??? You should try to read the ones I typed out when still drunk as a skunk. Might even see your name mentioned

01-15-2007, 10:46 AM	#1
R@ge Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 417	Prayer time before a mass suicide in Temple... PS: Another view of this story here @ "Bullit_toofs BedTime Squad" ------------------------------------------------- Date: 14 January 2007 Time: 3 AM GMT +1 Place: IGI Map: Qwai River 64 player version Side: Chineese Squadleader: Bullit_toofs Alright, so this round has pretty much gone straight to the crapper. The pesky americans have capped every base and we have been driving back and forth to recap one base, then go get the other one, lose it again ... etc etc. Sitting in our Nanjiing (the big truck) we get fed up somewhere around Goverment Estate and decide that we are going to take a nice ride around in the lovely countryside instead of fighting. We still have most of our tickets left, and we are bleeding very slowly. We drive to Fishing Village and head on towards Goverment Office. We have 6 people in the squad and everybody is quite chatty on VOIP. This is one sample of the conversation. PlayerX: "Daddy, daddy! Can I have a sniperrifle for christmas? " Daddy (Bullit_toof): "Noh! U've 'een a naughty boy! " Mommy (me): No! It's to dangerous! You might hurt yourself! " PlayerX: "Right, I guess the AK will just have to do then ... " Still driving around, now at Goverment Office and pointing out the lovely scenery to each other I turn all "woman" and start interfering where we should go. Mommy (me): "You should turn right at this intersection, we can make it back towards Goverment Estate faster " PlayerX: "Are we there yet? ... Can I have a chopper, please? ... Are we there yet? " Daddy (Bullit_toof): "..What? Why should we go there? Aaah, females! " PlayerX: "Oh, I think I see an american - can we stop so I can kill him?" Daddy (Bullit_toof): " (R)'ight! If (yo)u lot' (d)on't pipe down I'll turn this thing right (a)round and go back home! " Mommy (me): Only saying ... Daddy (Bullit_toof): (R)'ight! We're going to Temple! End of story! So off we go to Temple then. I have no idea why, considering we should cap our last base, but a wee bit wiser from the last conversation I keep quiet while Daddydearest is bitten by roadrage over the marsh. Somewhere along the way we have found a lonewolf in another Nanjiing who tries to keep up with us as Daddydearest drives towards Temple. I have no idea what he was thinking about our little fieldtrip. Very appropriat that word, considering we where driving in the fields, but I digress. All at Temple we run straight up the stairs infront of Temple and Daddy wants us to kneel and prey. I must digress at this point and explain how he came up with this idea. Earlier on we where playing Operation Ghost Train, and spawning on Temple I found my SL crouched waiting for me to spawn on him. It look basically like he was praying. So I called him back (he was on his way to the ropebridge) and asked for him to kneel infront next to me. Face towards the door of the Temple both of us, heads bowed, I started to say "Oh heavenly father, thou that art in heaven ..." when a bloody chink turned around the corner and shot us both! It didn't take long before I got a quick reply from Bullit_toof that God had certanly left us or ... there was no God! I reckon perhaps God was busy? Or maybe he felt that it was the chinks that was rightous in this fight? Back on topic. So there we where, praying. This time a wee bit smarter, so everytime an stray american came across us we shot him dead right and proper. It didn't take long before the entire US team was in hot pursuit to kill these crazy chinks doing something odd on top of the stairs of Temple. Thats when Bullit_toof came up with this brilliant plan. We all huddle together and just when they saw us and was going to shoot us, we blow ourselves up. Right. Didn't take many seconds before they all came to Temple and just when they spotted us and ran towards us, hopes running hight that they could take us out with just one grenade ... we went BOOOM! Here are some field photos: (take time to view them) And this is our route that we drove ... To end this, that is probably the most fun I have ever had on that map. Now go and play some PR! Claudius, out! Source: Claudius @ HeliX Norway
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