Guy picks fight and gets owned

[solodude23]

As the title says. He knows how to defend himself to say the least. Thought this kinda stood out from the average fight video.

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...?autoplay=true

[[R-MOD]Wasteland]

Hahahha! Oh man, that's awesome! That guy got his ass *kicked*. Holy shit. Haha. Oh man. He almost gets the upperhand later in the fight, but then, no. Ass kicked even worse after that. And the great thing is that he threw the first punch.

This reminds me of that video of the two russian thugs picking on people as they walk by on the walking path. And then one of them makes the mistake of hitting some guy's girlfriend as the couple walks by. BAM! The boyfriend kicks both their asses.

It's great when the good guy's the best fighter.

One time a friend of mine and I were in Russia, partying it up in a textile town about 6 hours north of Moscow (in November.... brrr) called Ivanavo. Me and my buddy are both drunk. We're on a crowded streetcar. My buddy's got on a Nike hat. This drunk Russian guy goes up to my friend and starts yelling at him. My friend doesn't know what to do. He just tries not to look directly at the drunk Russian.

The guy starts trying to grab my friend's hat, but my friend keeps sort of blocking him every time his hand makes an attempt to grab the hat. At this point I get up and start walking toward them. My friend and I used to take Krav Maga together, and I have no doubt that either of us could take this fool, but figure I may as well lend a hand. But then the two Russian girls we were staying with with almost tackle me, trying to keep me from getting involved.

Apparently if I had gotten in, and it had been a 2 on 1, we would have been seen as the ones at fault and may have been arrested.

Anyways, by this time another guy (a giant Russian guy that looks like some Soviet steroid experiment gone overboard) has walked over to the drunk guy. Tapping him on the shoulder, he says something in Russian (which I assume was along the lines of "I'm a giant, and you're drunk. Go sit down.").

The drunk guy then sucker punches the giant. The giant's face completely absorbs the force of this right hook, which was quite powerful given how drunk it's thrower was. Giant goes from 0 to ass-kicking in no time flat. He gives a series of quick jabs, a slug, and then grabs the drunk guy (who's hunched over) by the back of his coat with one hand, and his collar-bone with the other, and starts giving him hard knees to the chest. After a couple bone crushing knees, he brings him over to the street-car door (which was open, as we'd come to one of the stops, where people were waiting to get on) and throws his ass out into the snow.

The street-car driver must've seen that one of his passengers just got thrown off, and he doesn't move. The doors are still open. The drunk guy picks himself up and tries to stagger (more from the asskicking than the drunkness) back onto the tram. The giant gives him a sharp kick that sends him falling backwards into the snow again.

At this point Russians start yelling at the driver to close the doors and leave, which he does. Everyone sits back down. My buddy and I exchange "holy fuck" glances, and continue our ride.

Man, Russia was fucked.

[DirtyHarry88]

LOVE IT!!

It's great when you see chav/ned cunts get what they deserve.

[solodude23]

Originally Posted by JP*wasteland.soldier

Hahahha! Oh man, that's awesome! That guy got his ass *kicked*. Holy shit. Haha. Oh man. He almost gets the upperhand later in the fight, but then, no. Ass kicked even worse after that. And the great thing is that he threw the first punch.

Yeah. Well not necessarily the upper-hand though. He was already pretty f*cked up and one of his friends called the guy in red a "prick" for not letting the attacker back up (in a fight). So he actually LET him up, and he *tried* to attack again and the guy in the red made sure he wouldn't be able to get up on his own again. I don't think that guy even hit the guy in the red one time (except for the one time in the beginning, which hit the other guys hand) Hope itl teach the chav a lesson

Hehe, your story sounds pretty cool too

[lonelyjew]

I love it when underdogs win, here's another similar vid.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...q=skater+fight

[Surround]

I just watched the clip where the "thugs" hit the girlfriend.

The one who hits the girl didnt even see her. He just felt someone went behind him, turns around and accidently hits the girl with his wawing hands. Then guy starts to hit the guy. I can hear the other thug to say "hey hey hey!" Like :"hey stop it now!"

Then his stupid boyfriend starts to kick theyr ass.

The clip

[[R-MOD]Wasteland]

Hmmm... you could interpret it that way. But at the beginning the guy who hits the girl seems to be talking shit to someone off to the right. That suggests he's aggressive to me. Then he turns and just decides to swing his arm in a smacking motion at the exact moment the girl comes by? I think not.

And the boyfriend's far from stupid. He's just protecting his girl.

Finally, I don't hear any "hey stop it now".

[Surround]

well his girlfriend is screaming "stop it now".
I understand few words from russia, and shes screaming that phrase.

and I think it's stupid to kick peoples ass if your not 100% sure that they hit purpously. But in that kind of situation it's really hard say who did what If you think fast

*edit I meant with that "hey hey hey" thing that it would mean like he is saying "stop it now"

They all speak russia. Thats why you wont hear any english

But it's a really funny video though.

[Garabaldi]

Originally Posted by Surround

I just watched the clip where the "thugs" hit the girlfriend.

The one who hits the girl didnt even see her. He just felt someone went behind him, turns around and accidently hits the girl with his wawing hands. Then guy starts to hit the guy. I can hear the other thug to say "hey hey hey!" Like :"hey stop it now!"

Then his stupid boyfriend starts to kick theyr ass.

The clip

Actually, if you looks closely, right as they walk by, he turns to look at them, and then quickly turns and hits the girl.

It was clearly intentional, and he got what he deserved .

[[R-MOD]Wasteland]

Agreed. And besides, girls always try to stop their boyfriends from fighting. But I don't think that was the girlfriend screaming. I think it was somebody closer to where the camera was. Like up on a balcony. Just judging by the sound character of the fighting noises compared to the sound character of the screaming.

And if somebody hits your girl (especially when there's two of them and one of you), you're going to sieze the initiative, not stop and say "now wait a second: were you intentionally assaulting my girlfriends here? Or is this just a big misunderstanding?"