No Wonder English Is So Hard To Learn

southtarnation · 11-30-2006, 12:35 AM

No Wonder English Is So Hard To Learn

* We polish the Polish furniture.
* He could lead if he would get the lead out.
* A farm can produce produce.
* The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
* The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
* The present is a good time to present the present.
* At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
* The dove dove into the bushes.
* I did not object to the object.
* The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
* The bandage was wound around the wound.
* There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
* They were too close to the door to close it.
* The buck does funny things when the does are present.
* They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
* To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
* The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
* After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
* I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
* I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
* How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
* I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

RikiRude · 11-30-2006, 12:53 AM

Hahaah, it's true, whoever helped come up with it was a nut!

~~ArmedDrunk&Angry~~ · 11-30-2006, 01:18 AM

lmao
nice find
will pass it on
thanx

Downtown_two · 11-30-2006, 07:22 AM

Yea English is the most ambiguous language on gods green earth.

Darth.Skyline · 11-30-2006, 07:33 AM

lol , i was confused on some of em.

luizinhuu · 11-30-2006, 08:07 AM

hehee you tell me
but portuguese is like 20x harder to learn than english, seriously.. english is very easy otherwise i wouldn't be writing this, because im very lazy

=|Azeitona|= · 11-30-2006, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luizinhuu

hehee you tell me
but portuguese is like 20x harder to learn than english, seriously.. english is very easy otherwise i wouldn't be writing this, because im very lazy

they dont have any idea how portuguese can be funny. English is very confuse sometimes.

Darth.Skyline · 11-30-2006, 08:18 AM

i have a friend who is porteguese. She speaks like a machine gun..

=|Azeitona|= · 11-30-2006, 08:32 AM

"I have a friend..." That is a curious point in English. At first time I couldn know if your friend was a boy or a girl. It doesnt help who are learning English. In portuguese, we have sex variants for everything, because it portuguese is very dificult to learn, but it is very beautiful. Try to learn, Im sure you will like.

Darth.Skyline · 11-30-2006, 08:34 AM

Well she isnt my girld friend now is she...so we say i have a friend followed by the sex.....

No way, its too difficult to learn, beautiful it is.

11-30-2006, 12:35 AM	#1
southtarnation Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: S.W. Florida Posts: 172	No Wonder English Is So Hard To Learn No Wonder English Is So Hard To Learn * We polish the Polish furniture. * He could lead if he would get the lead out. * A farm can produce produce. * The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse. * The soldier decided to desert in the desert. * The present is a good time to present the present. * At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum. * The dove dove into the bushes. * I did not object to the object. * The insurance for the invalid was invalid. * The bandage was wound around the wound. * There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. * They were too close to the door to close it. * The buck does funny things when the does are present. * They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line. * To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. * The wind was too strong to wind the sail. * After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number. * I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes. * I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. * How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? * I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

11-30-2006, 07:22 AM	#4
Downtown_two Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,291	Yea English is the most ambiguous language on gods green earth.
	http://www.darkside-film.com/ "Cover me, I'm eating Pasta"

11-30-2006, 07:33 AM	#5
Darth.Skyline Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,122	lol , i was confused on some of em.
	"Rise my pretties...."

11-30-2006, 08:18 AM	#8
Darth.Skyline Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,122	i have a friend who is porteguese. She speaks like a machine gun..
	"Rise my pretties...."

11-30-2006, 08:34 AM	#10
Darth.Skyline Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,122	Well she isnt my girld friend now is she...so we say i have a friend followed by the sex..... No way, its too difficult to learn, beautiful it is.
	"Rise my pretties...."

11-30-2006, 01:18 AM	#3
~~ArmedDrunk&Angry~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Long Island Posts: 6,971	lmao nice find will pass it on thanx

11-30-2006, 08:07 AM	#6
luizinhuu Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: brazilian fellow Posts: 1,258	hehee you tell me but portuguese is like 20x harder to learn than english, seriously.. english is very easy otherwise i wouldn't be writing this, because im very lazy

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