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10-06-2006, 07:30 PM
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Letter from Marine in Iraq
http://www.time.com/time/world/artic...0.html?cnn=yes
Letter talking about a Marines time in Iraq written by him. My favorite execrpt from the story. Most Surreal Moment — Watching Marines arrive at my detention facility and unload a truck load of flex-cuffed midgets. 26 to be exact. We had put the word out earlier in the day to the Marines in Fallujah that we were looking for Bad Guy X, who was described as a midget. Little did I know that Fallujah was home to a small community of midgets, who banded together for support since they were considered as social outcasts. The Marines were anxious to get back to the midget colony to bring in the rest of the midget suspects, but I called off the search, figuring Bad Guy X was long gone on his short legs after seeing his companions rounded up by the giant infidels. |
 
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10-06-2006, 07:50 PM
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Good read.
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10-06-2006, 07:51 PM
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That letter is my latest copy of time.
Also I liked this section. Best Chuck Norris Moment — 13 May. Bad Guys arrived at the government center in a small town to kidnap the mayor, since they have a problem with any form of government that does not include regular beheadings and women wearing burqahs. There were seven of them. As they brought the mayor out to put him in a pick-up truck to take him off to be beheaded (on video, as usual), one of the Bad Guys put down his machine gun so that he could tie the mayor's hands. The mayor took the opportunity to pick up the machine gun and drill five of the Bad Guys. The other two ran away. One of the dead Bad Guys was on our top twenty wanted list. Like they say, you can't fight City Hall. |
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10-06-2006, 08:05 PM
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"Practice proves more than theory, in any case." - Abraham Lincoln "i so regret searching "giant hentai penis" on google images though ;_;" - Garabaldi
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10-06-2006, 08:11 PM
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10-07-2006, 12:41 AM
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He would make one kick-ass president!
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10-07-2006, 01:18 AM
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Most Profound Man in Iraq — an unidentified farmer in a fairly remote area who, after being asked by Reconnaissance Marines if he had seen any foreign fighters in the area replied "Yes, you."
Coolest Insurgent Act — Stealing almost $7 million from the main bank in Ramadi in broad daylight, then, upon exiting, waving to the Marines in the combat outpost right next to the bank, who had no clue of what was going on. The Marines waved back. Too cool. Hahaha. So funny! |
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